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Newcastle Roared To Champions League Life
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 5, 2023
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Tom Ley
October 4, 2023
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Manchester United Is Back In The Pain Cave
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Patrick Redford
October 4, 2023
Soccer
Audio Reveals Panic, Confusion, And Expletives In Liverpool-Tottenham VAR Room
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 3, 2023
Soccer
VAR Fucked Up The One Thing It Is Supposed To Never Fuck Up
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 2, 2023
Soccer
Napoli Shitposted Its Way Into A War With Its Own Best Player
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 27, 2023
Soccer
Julie Ertz Was The USWNT
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Tom Ley
September 22, 2023
Soccer
Arsenal’s Return To The Champions League Was Typically Stylish
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Patrick Redford
September 21, 2023
Soccer
Jude Bellingham Is Real Madrid’s Newest Savior
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 20, 2023
Soccer
Spain Fills Women’s National Team Roster By Promising A Festival Of Beheadings
78
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Tom Ley
September 20, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Soccer Federation Has Once Again Barfed Into Its Own Pants
112
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Tom Ley
September 19, 2023
Soccer
Paul Pogba Facing Four-Year Ban For Failing Doping Test
30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 12, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
Soccer
Antony Dropped From Brazil Squad Over Domestic Violence Case
33
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 6, 2023
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
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Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun
32
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 3, 2023
Soccer
Gregg Berhalter Knows He Needs Gio Reyna, Even If They Still Haven’t Spoken
211
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Patrick Redford
August 31, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Has Found Another One In Lamine Yamal
27
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
Soccer
Saudi Arabia Is Winning Europe’s Game
166
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Women’s National Team Is Winning Again
123
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Billy Haisley
August 28, 2023
Soccer
Darwin Núñez Arrived Just In Time For Liverpool
79
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 28, 2023
Soccer
Everyone Wants To Watch Lionel Messi
91
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Billy Haisley
August 27, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
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Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Can’t Even Be A Pig Right
69
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Ray Ratto
August 22, 2023
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