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Alex Pareene

U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) Commissioner Gregory Bovino with his security team while a group of citizens opposed to the country's immigration policies protested him in Minnesota on January 21, 2026.

Politics

I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents

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Chris Thompson

Vikings play-by-play guy Paul Allen talks into a microphone.

Media Meltdowns

Oops! Vikings Play-By-Play Moron Chooses Yesterday’s Right-Wing Lie For Wisecrack About Minneapolis Protesters

Albert Burneko

Protesters take cover behind overturned trash containers as a line of federal agents forms a barricade across a downtown street during clashes following the fatal shooting of a demonstrator earlier in the day, on January 24, 2026 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Federal Agents Kill Again; Gunmen Still At Large

Justin Ellis

How Do You Justify Abducting A Child?

Gavin Newsom, looking like a gross sleazeball

Gavin Newsom Has Nothing To Offer

Samer Kalaf

Azeez Al-Shaair wearing "Stop the Genocide" eye black before the Texans' game against the Patriots

NFL Sends Mixed Signals In Its Stance On Genocide

Tom Ley

Michele Tafoya Won’t Rest Until She Finds A Bigger And Better Way To Annoy Everyone

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Sabrina Imbler

WASHINGTON, DC - JANUARY 08: U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. unveils the department's new dietary guidelines food chart during a policy announcement event at the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services on January 8, 2026 in Washington, DC. The Trump administration announced new dietary guidelines on Wednesday including an emphasis on proteins and full-fat dairy, and limits on processed foods. (Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images)

Food

In The War On Protein, We Have Been Humiliatingly Defeated By Protein

David Roth

Masked ICE agents and demonstrators face off as protests broke out following the shooting of a Venezuelan man by a Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent in Minneapolis, Minnesota, on January 14, 2026.

Podcasts

What It’s Like When ICE Invades Your City, With Arif Hasan

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Journalismism

CBS News Is The Trump Administration’s New Laundromat

Federal Agents arrest a man during an Immigration Enforcement Operation in Minneapolis, Minneapolis, MN, U.S., January 13, 2026.

Fascists Are Pathetic

Patrick Redford

Let Your Buyers Become Your Criers When You Pull The Rug Out From Beneath The Table Of Success

CBS Anchor Tony Dokoupil Is Stuck In An Endless Loop Of Humiliation

Giri Nathan

US Vice President JD Vance speaks during a press briefing in the Brady Briefing Room at the White House in Washington, DC on January 8, 2026. (Photo by Mandel NGAN / AFP)

JD Vance Is A Hog That’ll Eat Any Slop

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Bari Weiss seated onstage at a Free Press event in 2024.

Bari Weiss Is The Symptom

Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This ICE Goon Eating Shit

Young Palestinian choir members, attending an UNRWA-funded school, sing during a performance on July 18, 2023, in Gaza City.

Rolling Stone Makes The Absurd Claim That Women Are Not Allowed To Sing In Gaza

Protestors stare down federal officers with Immigration and Customs Enforcement outside a federal building near Minneapolis following the shooting of Renee Good by an ICE agent.

When Everyday Life Becomes Domestic Terrorism

ICE agents stand at the scene where ICE agents fatally shot a woman earlier in the day in Minneapolis.

ICE Is Modeling Its Brutality After The IDF

US Senator Amy Klobuchar, Democrat from Minnesota

How Hard Is It To Oppose Murder?

Which Lives Are Worthy Of The Media’s Protection?

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ICE Agent Kills Woman, DHS Tells Obvious, Insane Lies About It

Barry Petchesky

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Donald Trump Will Tell You Exactly What He Wants From Venezuela

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