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A Jingle That Will Not Die

February 26, 2023
Politics

Alaska Politician Tricks Himself Into Arguing There’s A Taxpayer Benefit To The Murder Of Children

February 24, 2023
This Is So Stupid

The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes

February 23, 2023
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U.S. Ambassador To Afghanistan Celebrates Black History Month With Deranged Tweets

February 16, 2023
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NFL Exports Racist Arm Gesture To Germany

February 14, 2023
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Philly’s Sign Guy Might Be The Least Thirsty Superfan

February 10, 2023
Media Meltdowns

You Cannot Defeat Stephen A. Smith In Mind Combat

February 6, 2023
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Bus Shelters Are No Match For The Combined Weight Of Eagles Fans

February 1, 2023
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There’s No Law Against Having Fun While Posing As A Teen Girl In A JV Basketball Game

January 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid

In My Day You Couldn’t Fake-Die For Two Years Without Real Commitment

January 5, 2023
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Draymond Green Seems To Have An Odd Definition Of Remorse

January 5, 2023
NFL

How Many Snow Angels Is Too Many Snow Angels When A Guy Is Writhing In Pain Next To You?

January 2, 2023
Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

January 1, 2023
Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

December 25, 2022
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Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal

December 21, 2022
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Salt Bae Thinks He’s On The Team

December 19, 2022
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This Emmanuel Macron Guy Is A Real Piece Of Work

December 19, 2022
Bowling

Duckpin Bowling Loses Its Home

December 12, 2022
College Football

Deion Sanders Meets New Players, Tells Them To Get Lost

December 5, 2022
Soccer

Christian Pulisic’s Goal Not As Ballsy As It First Appeared

December 1, 2022
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Who Could Have Possibly Predicted The Bull Testicle Guy Was Juicing?

November 30, 2022
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What’s Your Go-To Doodle?

November 29, 2022
Golf

Bryson DeChambeau Abandons Quest To Become Large After It Made Him Feel “Weird”

November 22, 2022
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Beware The Blue Checks

November 9, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is Philly’s Chicken Man Eating A Chicken

November 6, 2022
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