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Confessions Of A Spelling Bee Pronouncer

By Sebastian Stockman

May 29, 2025

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NBA

Congratulations, You Are Officially Having A Better Day Than Several Celebrities

By Tom Ley

May 22, 2025

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Paul Pierce Turns Grim Men’s Wager Into Pleasant Men’s March

By Tom Ley

May 9, 2025

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Well, They Made A Cubs Fan The Pope [UPDATE]

By Ray Ratto

May 8, 2025

361Comments

NFL

Jeff Ulbrich’s Dreadful Son Was Behind The Shedeur Sanders Prank Call

By Samer Kalaf

April 28, 2025

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race

By Kathryn Xu

April 15, 2025

267Comments

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Bob, That’s The Wrong Bryce!

By Tom Ley

March 24, 2025

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‘Pandemic Legacy’ Has Destroyed My Life

By Kathryn Xu

March 23, 2025

83Comments

NBA

The Mavericks Don’t Want To Talk About Their Creepy AI Video In Which Anthony Davis Points A Gun At His Head

By Tom Ley

March 21, 2025

235Comments

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Bill Belichick: Please Email My Girlfriend

By Tom Ley

March 13, 2025

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The Cranks Next Door

By Tom Ley

February 25, 2025

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This Is The Logical Endpoint Of Zionism

By Samer Kalaf

February 19, 2025

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A Stinky Pilgrimage To The Corpse Flower, With Notes Of Rat, Sweat, And Cheese

By Giri Nathan

February 13, 2025

52Comments

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“Residual Ham Material,” And Even More Evocative Phrases From USDA Inspections Of Boar’s Head Plants

By Samer Kalaf

January 14, 2025

261Comments

Soccer

Lazio Fires Fascist Falconer For Posting Penis Implant Pictures

By Luis Paez-Pumar

January 14, 2025

189Comments

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A Tale Of Two Gooners

By Ashwin Rodrigues

January 14, 2025

194Comments

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A Comprehensive And Maddening History Of Color Star, Would-Be Titans Of Just About Anything

By Chris Thompson

January 7, 2025

386Comments

College Football

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By Israel Daramola

January 3, 2025

204Comments

Underexplained Lists

Underexplained Predictions For 2025

By Defector Staff

January 3, 2025

361Comments

Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

January 1, 2025

391Comments

Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

December 25, 2024

438Comments

NBA

Hornets Cruelly Bait-And-Switch Child By Promising PS5 But Giving Him PS5 And Hornets Tickets

By Chris Thompson

December 18, 2024

214Comments

Defector Up All Night

They Defunded The Ponies

By Patrick Redford

December 11, 2024

318Comments

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The Hawk Tuah Memecoin Rug Pull Is The Apotheosis Of Bag Culture

By Patrick Redford

December 10, 2024

602Comments

MLB

In Search Of A Phillies Hat In Chinese MLB Stores

By Kathryn Xu

December 6, 2024

122Comments

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