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All Day I Dream Of Curry Fries

Announcements

The Defector Interns Say Fogo de “Ciao”

Life's Rich Pageant

Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town

Science

Would You Eat This Guy? What If He Were God, Or A Baby?

Life Lessons

Why Is NA Wine So Far Behind NA Beer?

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Whooped By One Of Its Own Damn Readers

Food

Lesbians And Legalized Gambling Are Vying To Save The American Sports Bar

Food

Watch Out For Those Fees

Chefector

I Have Now Perfected My Blondie Recipe

April 17, 2026
Food

In Praise Of Cafe du Monde And Tourist Trap Eateries Everywhere

April 12, 2026
Food

Erewhon Is Not A Grocery Store

Podcasts

Kebab Juice On The Windowpane, With Rohan Nadkarni

March 12, 2026
Chefector

If Cool The Pan Be, A Lousy Breakfast For Thee

March 10, 2026
MLB

Mets Prospect Might Be 80 Percent Egg At This Point

March 1, 2026
Life Lessons

An Afternoon With Pliny The Younger

February 16, 2026
Food

I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza

February 11, 2026
Food

In The War On Protein, We Have Been Humiliatingly Defeated By Protein

January 16, 2026
Year In Review

The Best Things We Ate In 2025

December 30, 2025
Food

Two Nights Playing With Fire At Patrick Mahomes And Travis Kelce’s Steakhouse

December 16, 2025
Chefector

The Key To Making A Bad Lasagna Is Being A Big Dumb Jerk

November 16, 2025
Food

At Long Last, I Have Perfected My Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

November 14, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Says “Pooh-Pooh” To The Grand Finale

Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Gives Hell To Pâtisserie Week

Announcements

Help Secure Our Financial Independence By Infiltrating The Great Blogger Bake Shop

October 30, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rages Against Dessert Week

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rises For Soufflés

October 20, 2025
Food

Tyra Banks Please Explain What The Hell You Mean By “Hot Ice Cream”

October 15, 2025
Food

I Can’t Stop Thinking About This Salted Vietnamese Coffee

October 12, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool For Chocolate Week

Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Condemns The Atrocities Of Back-To-School Week

Life Lessons

Now Let Us Survey Our Summer’s Gardening Bounty

September 28, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Makes Goddamned Donuts For Bread Week

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