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Why Is This Tiny Frog So Awful At Jumping?
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Sabrina Imbler
June 15, 2022
Animals
Local Dog Update
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Ray Ratto
June 10, 2022
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Creaturefector
Welcome To Creaturefector!
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Sabrina Imbler
June 6, 2022
Animals
Say Hello To The Horny Lizard In My Yard
123
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Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face
124
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Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
Animals
Oakland Coliseum Trying To Figure Out What To Do About The 30–40 Feral Cats That Have Taken Over
227
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Barry Petchesky
April 17, 2022
Animals
I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home
251
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Chris Thompson
April 8, 2022
Cycling
Big Bull Wreaks Havoc On Bike Race
143
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Patrick Redford
February 14, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Drunk Pig Rolling Down A Hill
151
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Laura Wagner
January 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
The Time Has Come For Us To Turn Sports Over To The Animals
66
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Ray Ratto
December 13, 2021
Animals
Defector Goes To The Dogs
226
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Dan McQuade
November 24, 2021
Birdfector
God, I Wish That Were Me
144
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Tom Ley
October 8, 2021
Animals
All Hail Walker, My Ride-Or-Die For Fat Bear Week
141
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep
110
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Albert Burneko
September 23, 2021
Animals
Local Dog Undergoes Successful ACL Surgery
178
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Ray Ratto
September 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
234
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Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Animals
If You Really Want A Dog, You Can Get A Damn Dog
240
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Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
Birdfector
State Birds, Ranked
290
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Caitlin Schneider
June 25, 2021
Animals
Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up
139
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Chris Thompson
June 7, 2021
Senators Week
Failed Senate Candidate Visits Sacramento With Bear
98
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Patrick Redford
May 4, 2021
Animals
These Cool Chimps Watch Other Cool Chimps Like Sports
42
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Patrick Redford
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Giri Nathan
March 24, 2021
Animals
For Dot
399
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Albert Burneko
March 6, 2021
Tennis
It’s A Wombat
81
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Giri Nathan
February 8, 2021
Animals
Joe The Pigeon Will Live
125
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Patrick Redford
January 15, 2021
Science
Coming Soon To A Treetop Near You: A Snake
95
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Patrick Redford
January 11, 2021
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