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This Is So Stupid
Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face
124
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Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
Animals
Oakland Coliseum Trying To Figure Out What To Do About The 30–40 Feral Cats That Have Taken Over
227
Comments
Barry Petchesky
April 17, 2022
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Animals
I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home
251
Comments
Chris Thompson
April 8, 2022
Cycling
Big Bull Wreaks Havoc On Bike Race
143
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 14, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Drunk Pig Rolling Down A Hill
151
Comments
Laura Wagner
January 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
The Time Has Come For Us To Turn Sports Over To The Animals
66
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 13, 2021
Animals
Defector Goes To The Dogs
226
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 24, 2021
Birdfector
God, I Wish That Were Me
144
Comments
Tom Ley
October 8, 2021
Animals
All Hail Walker, My Ride-Or-Die For Fat Bear Week
141
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep
110
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 23, 2021
Animals
Local Dog Undergoes Successful ACL Surgery
178
Comments
Ray Ratto
September 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
234
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Animals
If You Really Want A Dog, You Can Get A Damn Dog
240
Comments
Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
Birdfector
State Birds, Ranked
290
Comments
Caitlin Schneider
June 25, 2021
Animals
Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up
139
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 7, 2021
Senators Week
Failed Senate Candidate Visits Sacramento With Bear
98
Comments
Patrick Redford
May 4, 2021
Animals
These Cool Chimps Watch Other Cool Chimps Like Sports
42
Comments
Patrick Redford
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Giri Nathan
March 24, 2021
Animals
For Dot
399
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 6, 2021
Tennis
It’s A Wombat
81
Comments
Giri Nathan
February 8, 2021
Animals
Joe The Pigeon Will Live
125
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 15, 2021
Science
Coming Soon To A Treetop Near You: A Snake
95
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 11, 2021
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