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Folks, We’ve Got A New Animal Friendship
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Barry Petchesky
November 13, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast
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Annie Rauwerda
October 27, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
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Mountain Goats Keep Winning
149
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Sabrina Imbler
October 18, 2022
Animals
I’m Sorry About Stuffing The Ballot Box For My Favorite Fat Bear
122
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Lauren Theisen
October 11, 2022
Animals
We Saw A Bear
334
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Laura Wagner
October 7, 2022
Animals
Nowhere Is Safe From Our Garbage
57
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Sabrina Imbler
September 16, 2022
Animals
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is A Duck Winning “Find The Duck”
110
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Barry Petchesky
August 19, 2022
Creaturefector
Freya The Walrus Should Still Be Alive
140
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Sabrina Imbler
August 15, 2022
Creaturefector
I Must Protect The Snails In My Backyard From Myself
51
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Sabrina Imbler
August 8, 2022
Creaturefector
Do You Dare Twirl Your Fork In The Spaghetti Worm?
66
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Sabrina Imbler
August 4, 2022
NFL
What Creature Does Dan Campbell Think Would Be Great At Football?
117
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Sabrina Imbler
August 2, 2022
Creaturefector
Let Me Stick My Hand Inside The Mysterious Holes On The Seafloor
115
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Sabrina Imbler
July 29, 2022
Creaturefector
Silence The Terrors Of The Terrestrial World With NOAA’s Deep-Sea Livestream
81
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Sabrina Imbler
July 25, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log
208
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Kelsey McKinney
July 21, 2022
Animals
New Fossil Fish Flirted With The Idea Of Legs But Kept On Swimming
86
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Sabrina Imbler
July 20, 2022
Rays Week
Where Did All These Freshwater Stingrays Come From?
62
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Sabrina Imbler
July 15, 2022
Rays Week
The Ocean’s Hottest Club Is A Manta Ray
66
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Sabrina Imbler
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
New Assfish Photo Just Dropped
76
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Sabrina Imbler
July 12, 2022
Rays Week
Stingrays Can Do Math. But Why Would They?
93
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Sabrina Imbler
July 11, 2022
Animals
Let’s Look At Some Beautiful Dogs
109
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Kalyn Kahler
June 23, 2022
Creaturefector
What’s Inside The Squid Cube?
180
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Sabrina Imbler
June 22, 2022
Creaturefector
Why Is This Tiny Frog So Awful At Jumping?
277
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Sabrina Imbler
June 15, 2022
Animals
Local Dog Update
131
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Ray Ratto
June 10, 2022
Creaturefector
Welcome To Creaturefector!
351
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Sabrina Imbler
June 6, 2022
Animals
Say Hello To The Horny Lizard In My Yard
123
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Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
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