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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Minnesota Vikings
149
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New Orleans Saints
104
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
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Funbag
I Gained Weight In Quarantine And It’s Making Me Miserable
374
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New England Patriots
171
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Buffalo Bills
140
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Philadelphia Eagles
130
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams
99
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears
193
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Pittsburgh Steelers
103
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Dallas Cowboys
137
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Denver Broncos
89
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
67
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Atlanta Falcons
45
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Indianapolis Colts
84
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Drew Magary
September 13, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Las Vegas Raiders
93
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New York Jets
91
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Cleveland Browns
71
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Jacksonville Jaguars
63
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Arizona Cardinals
119
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Carolina Panthers
49
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Chargers
94
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Miami Dolphins
86
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Drew Magary
September 11, 2020
Jamboroo
I’m Afraid Of The Ball
390
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Drew Magary
September 10, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Detroit Lions
180
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New York Giants
131
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2020
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