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Eagles Suffer Unbearable Victory
156
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Dan McQuade
September 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Philadelphia Eagles
514
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2023
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NFL
Lessons Learned At A Terrible Eagles Preseason Game
190
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Dan McQuade
August 18, 2023
NFL
If You Have A Non-Dogshit Uniform, Just Wear That Instead
399
Comments
Barry Petchesky
July 31, 2023
NFL
In 1984, These Two Men Told The Eagles Owner: “Go Birds”
57
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Dan McQuade
June 9, 2023
NFL
Nick Sirianni: I Would Punt The Ball Back To Patrick Mahomes Again
103
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Dan McQuade
February 20, 2023
NFL
I Will Never Forgive Nick Sirianni For Punting
162
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Dan McQuade
February 13, 2023
NFL
What In Sod’s Name Was With The Super Bowl Field?
180
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 13, 2023
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Can’t Be Denied
109
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
February 13, 2023
NFL
That Fucking Flag Ruined Everything
555
Comments
Drew Magary
February 13, 2023
NFL
Win A Super Bowl With This One Weird Trick
124
Comments
Barry Petchesky
February 13, 2023
NFL
Jalen Hurts Did Everything Right, Except For One Thing
179
Comments
Tom Ley
February 13, 2023
NFL
The Chiefs Wouldn’t Let The Super Bowl Be Anything But Great
204
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 13, 2023
This Is So Stupid
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
171
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
February 10, 2023
Podcasts
Super Bowl Days And Baywatch Nights, With Dan McQuade
161
Comments
David Roth
February 9, 2023
NFL
Can My Lucky Eagles Shirt Carry The Team To Victory? No, But Also: Yes
138
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 8, 2023
NFL
The Eagles Got Here By Running Over Everyone
236
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 7, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
Bus Shelters Are No Match For The Combined Weight Of Eagles Fans
143
Comments
Dan McQuade
February 1, 2023
NFL
Trent Williams Flipping His Shit Was The Only Good Thing That Happened Sunday
145
Comments
Barry Petchesky
January 30, 2023
NFL
The Philadelphia Eagles Will Absolutely End You
447
Comments
David Roth
January 29, 2023
Podcasts
The Eagles Butt-Push Maneuver And Mike McCarthy’s Anti-Comedy, With Kalyn Kahler
91
Comments
David Roth
January 26, 2023
NFL
I Never Doubted The Eagles
129
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Dan McQuade
January 22, 2023
NFL
With Backs Against The Wall, Brian Daboll Chose To Punt
117
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Dan McQuade
January 22, 2023
NFL
A.J. Brown Wrecked His Old Team
39
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Dan McQuade
December 4, 2022
NFL
Jalen Hurts Works Blue
56
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 21, 2022
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