Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
Search
Crosswords
NFL
NBA
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Podcasts
Arts And Culture
Politics
Science
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Crossword Submission Guidelines
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector X (formerly Twitter)
Defector Twitch
Defector Bluesky
kansas city chiefs
Topics
NFL
NBA
NHL
Soccer
Arts And Culture
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
NFL
Josh Allen Ran Through Kansas City’s Perfect Record
164
Comments
Lauren Theisen
November 18, 2024
NFL
Who’ll Stop The Reign?
290
Comments
Ray Ratto
September 6, 2024
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Kansas City Chiefs
385
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
NFL
Make The Chiefs The Official Team Of The Culture War
267
Comments
Israel Daramola
May 23, 2024
NFL
Harrison Butker Overestimates His Range
431
Comments
David Roth
May 17, 2024
NFL
Chiefs Kicker Harrison Butker’s Inspirational Message To Graduating Catholics: Be Worse
629
Comments
Samer Kalaf
May 14, 2024
Capital
The Chiefs And Royals Got What They Deserved
260
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 3, 2024
NFL
The Chiefs Hate Their Boss Too
119
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 29, 2024
NFL
Gunfire At Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Parade Leaves One Dead, More Than 20 Injured
596
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 15, 2024
NFL
The Niners Should Have Thought A Little Harder About The Overtime Rules
242
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
February 12, 2024
NFL
Show The Guys When They’re Happiest
129
Comments
Lauren Theisen
February 12, 2024
NFL
The Chiefs’ Defense Unleashed Hell
137
Comments
Barry Petchesky
February 12, 2024
NFL
Harrison Butker Is The Guy You Want In The Margins
89
Comments
Ray Ratto
February 12, 2024
NFL
The First Half Of The Super Bowl Was No Fun For Anyone
102
Comments
Chris Thompson
February 12, 2024
NFL
The Super Bowl Before The Crunch
120
Comments
Nicholas Russell
February 9, 2024
This Is So Stupid
What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
181
Comments
Patrick Redford
February 9, 2024
Jamboroo
Patrick Mahomes Owns The NFL
522
Comments
Drew Magary
February 8, 2024
NFL
Republicans Struggle To Comprehend Nation’s Interest In NFL All-Pro And Taylor Swift
629
Comments
Patrick Redford
January 31, 2024
NFL
Super Bowl Day 3: Too Stupid, Too Early
194
Comments
Ray Ratto
January 31, 2024
NFL
Kansas City’s Defense Did The Real Work
271
Comments
Ray Ratto
January 29, 2024
Jamboroo
All Right-Thinking Americans Agree: We’re Sick Of The Chiefs
566
Comments
Drew Magary
January 25, 2024
NFL
The Chiefs Are The NFL’s Traveling Circus
425
Comments
Ray Ratto
January 22, 2024
NFL
Have You Heard? It Was Cold In Kansas City
265
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 14, 2024
NFL
You Have To Stand In The Right Spot
431
Comments
Tom Ley
December 11, 2023
NFL
Damnit Packers, Be Bad For A Few Years
188
Comments
Lauren Theisen
December 4, 2023
Older