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I Will Not Be Calling This Man “Steezy Trev”
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Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Kansas City Chiefs
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Drew Magary
September 7, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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This Is So Stupid
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Justin Ellis
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The Chiefs’ Belief In Disbelief Is Becoming Unbelievable
143
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
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183
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Samer Kalaf
February 14, 2023
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What In Sod’s Name Was With The Super Bowl Field?
180
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Dan McQuade
February 13, 2023
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Can’t Be Denied
109
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 13, 2023
NFL
That Fucking Flag Ruined Everything
555
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2023
NFL
Win A Super Bowl With This One Weird Trick
124
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Barry Petchesky
February 13, 2023
NFL
Jalen Hurts Did Everything Right, Except For One Thing
179
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Tom Ley
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