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Carter Verhaeghe Makes Other Teams Feel Bad
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Lauren Theisen
May 3, 2023
NHL
The Devils Make Their Own Fun
153
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Lauren Theisen
May 2, 2023
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
NHL
When Greatness Isn’t Good Enough
145
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Lauren Theisen
May 1, 2023
NHL
They Just Let Anyone Score In Seattle
67
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Lauren Theisen
April 27, 2023
NHL
The Sebastian Aho Power Rankings: Game 5
52
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Lauren Theisen
April 26, 2023
NHL
The Rangers Should Have Traded For A Proven Playoff Scorer
44
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Lauren Theisen
April 25, 2023
NHL
The Oilers Bailed Themselves Out Of Loser Jail
46
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Lauren Theisen
April 24, 2023
NHL
The Panthers Are No Fun For The Bruins
25
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 20, 2023
NHL
The Hurricanes Won Themselves Some Wiggle Room
25
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Lauren Theisen
April 20, 2023
NHL
The Leafs Must Empty Their Minds Of Game 1
107
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Lauren Theisen
April 19, 2023
NHL
Nobody Screws Themselves Faster Than The Oilers
53
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Lauren Theisen
April 18, 2023
NHL
NHL Playoff Series, Ranked By Comedic Potential
122
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Lauren Theisen
April 17, 2023
NHL
Sabres Complete Phase One Of “Operation: Stay Alive”
28
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Lauren Theisen
April 11, 2023
NHL
The Sabres Still Have Their Dream
32
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Lauren Theisen
April 9, 2023
NHL
The Flames Might Actually Want To Keep Playing
35
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Lauren Theisen
April 6, 2023
NHL
Juuse Saros Holds The Keys To The Last Playoff Spot Out West
21
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Lauren Theisen
March 29, 2023
NHL
Hockey Man In Need Of Third, Just-Smelliest Enough Salt
107
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Kelsey McKinney
March 26, 2023
NHL
Sidney Crosby Calms The Waters
76
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Lauren Theisen
March 23, 2023
NHL
The Devils Are Stealing Every Puck That Isn’t Nailed Down
59
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Lauren Theisen
March 13, 2023
NHL
Nobody Scores In Minnesota
41
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Lauren Theisen
March 9, 2023
NHL
The Caps Have Ovi Left To Play For
44
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Lauren Theisen
March 7, 2023
NHL
The Red Wings Say “Maybe Next Year”
68
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Lauren Theisen
March 2, 2023
NHL
The Sens Made The Red Wings Wear Their Asses As Hats
71
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Lauren Theisen
February 28, 2023
NHL
The East Is Going To Be A Brawl
120
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Lauren Theisen
February 27, 2023
NHL
Linus Ullmark Is Absolutely Ridiculous
85
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Justin Ellis
February 26, 2023
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