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MLB
This Is As Close To Unhittable As A Pitch Gets
131
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Barry Petchesky
October 2, 2025
MLB
Victor Robles To The Rescue!
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Chris Thompson
September 21, 2025
MLB
The Robbin’ Padres Are On A Crime Spree!
53
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Kelsey McKinney
September 11, 2025
MLB
Heckler Achieves Impossible Task Of Making Shohei Ohtani Even Cooler Than He Already Was
65
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Tom Ley
August 25, 2025
WNBA
Now Imagine What Paige Bueckers Could Do With Better Teammates
23
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 21, 2025
MLB
Mason Miller’s Balls Were Fast, But Lourdes Gurriel’s Dong Was Faster
34
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Lauren Theisen
August 6, 2025
MLB
Fifty-Six Hits Is Too Damn Many
98
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Chris Thompson
August 4, 2025
MLB
The Robbin’ Padres Took Away A Home Run Before Anyone Knew What Happened
53
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Lauren Theisen
July 29, 2025
MLB
The Robbin’ Padres Are At It Again
83
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Kelsey McKinney
July 9, 2025
MLB
Wilyer Abreu Hit It To The Most Fun Spot In Fenway
88
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Lauren Theisen
July 1, 2025
MLB
It Feels So Good To Be A Robber
59
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Kelsey McKinney
July 1, 2025
MLB
Mighty Brewers Lad Out-Duels Paul Skenes
84
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Chris Thompson
June 26, 2025
MLB
BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP! Now The Red Sox Have Summoned A Mighty Lad
77
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Chris Thompson
June 11, 2025
NBA
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Can Make Anyone Look Bad
43
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Chris Thompson
June 9, 2025
MLB
Having Paul Skenes On Your Team Should Not Be Such A Bummer
227
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 4, 2025
MLB
Red Alert! The Dinger-Starved Royals Have Promoted A Mighty Lad
56
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Chris Thompson
June 2, 2025
NBA
Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Oklahoma City
184
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Chris Thompson
May 29, 2025
NBA
What The Hell Is Going On Here?
300
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 22, 2025
MLB
No, You’re Outta Here!
84
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 15, 2025
NBA
Tyrese Haliburton Sure Knows How To Pick His Spots
145
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 7, 2025
NBA
Big Lakers Ambitions Squished By, Of All People, Rudy Gobert
190
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 1, 2025
MLB
It’s All Coming Up Mets
69
Comments
Kathryn Xu
April 30, 2025
MLB
The Rockies Are Bad At Every Part Of Baseball
116
Comments
Chris Thompson
April 29, 2025
NBA
JJ Redick Pushed The Panic Button And Lost Anyway
125
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2025
MLB
Horrible Rangers Loss Also Really Funny
82
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2025
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