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Drew Magary

Funbag

How To Eat A Pop-Tart Correctly

Albert Burneko

Chefector

If Cool The Pan Be, A Lousy Breakfast For Thee

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Jamboroo

Confessions Of A Domestic Demigod

The Key To Making A Bad Lasagna Is Being A Big Dumb Jerk

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Puja Patel

Mods Asleep

Just A Tip

San Antonio Spurs French forward-centre Victor Wembanyama (C) reacts as he attends his event named "Hoop Gambit", a chess and basketball tournament that takes place in his birth town of Le Chesnay, south-west of Paris, on July 20, 2025.

OK But What If The Billionaire Is A Cool Guy?

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Announcements

We Let Drew Cook

My Yang right, and Pang Nhia of Minneapolis look for CD's at the Sam Goody store in City Center in downtown Minneapolis on Thursday.

What’s The Worst CD You’ve Ever Purchased?

I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup

Ali Domrongchai

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The Machines

Glossy, Gunky And Ready In Minutes: AI Meal Recipes Are Overrunning The Internet

Lauren Theisen

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Life Lessons

How I Got Comfortable With Cooking, And Eating

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Libby Watson

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Perfectly Fine Dinner Party Club

The Case For Thanksgiving II

Rachelle Hampton

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Arts And Culture

‘Culinary Class Wars’ Is A Tribute To Getting Your Reps In

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An Undefeatable Dinner, For Rising From The Ashes

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Dazzle Your Dinner-Party Friends With Bread

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Let’s Make Dinner For Friends, Like For A Dinner Party, But Normal

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The Cooking Implement Of The Day Is The Bent Spatula

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<div>Abigail Segel is a contributing writer at Defector. She is also an editor for The IX Soccer and the Equalizer. Her work has been published in the Guardian and the Montreal Gazette.</div>
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Abigail Segel

Honey Butternut Squash (a new hybrid crop) in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, on October 08, 2023.

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cooking

How To Eat A Pop-Tart Correctly

If Cool The Pan Be, A Lousy Breakfast For Thee

Confessions Of A Domestic Demigod

The Key To Making A Bad Lasagna Is Being A Big Dumb Jerk

Just A Tip

OK But What If The Billionaire Is A Cool Guy?

We Let Drew Cook

What’s The Worst CD You’ve Ever Purchased?

I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup

Glossy, Gunky And Ready In Minutes: AI Meal Recipes Are Overrunning The Internet

How I Got Comfortable With Cooking, And Eating

The Case For Thanksgiving II

‘Culinary Class Wars’ Is A Tribute To Getting Your Reps In

An Undefeatable Dinner, For Rising From The Ashes

Dazzle Your Dinner-Party Friends With Bread

Let’s Make Dinner For Friends, Like For A Dinner Party, But Normal

The Cooking Implement Of The Day Is The Bent Spatula

Let’s Cook Some Squash, And Get Through This Winter

Let’s Explore The Infinite Realm Of Hot Pot

French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins? French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins

It’s Summer! Let’s Cook Some Eggplant

You Just Need A Thermometer

Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking

Pink Lemonade For Everybody!

How To Help Your Kids Learn To Like A Food