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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Jamboroo

Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great

Albert Burneko

Cincinnati Reds mascot Mr. Redlegs sits in the empty stands.

This Is So Stupid

Which Sports Team Name Would Be The Worst To Have As Your Actual Name?

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Chris Thompson

Media Meltdowns

Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit

Ray Ratto

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - DECEMBER 28: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots exits the field after the first half against the Buffalo Bills at Gillette Stadium on December 28, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Getty Images)

Bill Belichick Lives For This Shit

Lauren Theisen

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

Samer Kalaf

Mark Andrews #89 of the Baltimore Ravens drops a pass resulting in a failed two point conversion attempt during the fourth quarter against the Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field on December 05, 2021 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”

Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

Urban Meyer Postgame Physical graph. It's all the way to the end.

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Tonight?

Lions Overcome Being The Lions, Clump Dog Their Way To Victory Over Vikings

Kalyn Kahler

How Did Antonio Brown’s Fake Vaccine Card Fool The Buccaneers?

during the AFC Divisional Playoff Game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 17, 2016 in Denver, Colorado.

The Great Whitewashing Of The American Fan

Luis Paez-Pumar

Tyler Lockett #16 of the Seattle Seahawks reacts after a failed two point conversion against the Washington Football Team during the fourth quarter at FedExField on November 29, 2021 in Landover, Maryland.

Seattle Came Alive Just Long Enough To Enjoy Some Heartbreak

Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror

Tom Ley

Bad Times For Baker Mayfield

Maitreyi Anantharaman

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

Jalen Reagor drops a ball right through his hands

Jalen Reagor Is The Eagles’ New King Of Drops

Randy Bullock missing a FG, with a BONK graphic superimposed over the screenshot

Randy Bullock’s Doinks Were Bonks

MELKSHAM, UNITED KINGDOM - DECEMBER 01: Children look at the Christmas lights displayed on a house on December 1, 2008 in Melksham, England. The householder Alex Goodwind - who says he does it to raise money for charity after his mother died a few years ago - starts planning lights in July and has spent 3,000 GBP this year alone on the lights that are now estimated to be worth 30,000 GBP. Last year the bill for electricity was 700 GBP and the house had to have an uprated electricity supply installed to cope with the additional power needed. Donations from visitors to the spectacle raised over 2,000 GBP to local hospice Dorothy House. (Photo by Matt Cardy/Getty Images)

This Thanksgiving, I Am A Christmas Guy

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 12: Los Angeles Rams team owner Stan Kroenke and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell pose for a picture prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at SoFi Stadium on September 12, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Bleed The Bastards Dry

Aaron Rodgers Must Show Toe [Update]

Matt Nagy, Lame Bear?

Barry Petchesky

ARLINGTON, TEXAS - OCTOBER 10: Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett of the New York Giants on the field before the game against the Dallas Cowboys at AT&amp;T Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Wesley Hitt/Getty Images)

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