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Dan McQuade was a founding member of Defector. He died in January 2026.

Dan McQuade

An Eagles fan puts her hands up in a "WHAT" motion

Your Favorite Team Is Going To Blow It, Unless They’re Not

Luis Paez-Pumar

Mike Williams #81 of the Los Angeles Chargers breaks a tackle by Tre Norwood #21 of the Pittsburgh Steelers for a pass play touchdown during the fourth quarter of a game at SoFi Stadium on November 21, 2021 in Inglewood, California.

The Chargers, Somehow, Didn’t Out-Choke The Steelers

David Roth

Cam Newton roaring amid smoke machine effects while being introduced before the Panthers' Week 11 game.

Enjoy The Cam Newton Encore For What It Is

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Chris Thompson

This Is So Stupid

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

Greg Joseph celebrates after hitting GW FG

Guy Who Looks Like A Little Kid Who Just Got A Lollipop Kicks Game-Winning Field Goal For Vikings

Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What

Antonio Brown #81 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers looks on during the second quarter against the Miami Dolphins at Raymond James Stadium on October 10, 2021 in Tampa, Florida.

The Bucs Don’t Have Any Answers About Antonio Brown’s Possibly Fake Vaccine Card

Investigations Editor. You can contact her at diana@defector.com or dfmoskovitz@protonmail.com. She&#8217;s also on Signal @dmoskovitz.99

Diana Moskovitz

Zac Stacy of the Memphis Express warms up prior to the Alliance of American Football game against the San Diego Fleet at Liberty Bowl Memorial Stadium on March 02, 2019 in Memphis, Tennessee.

What Would Happen Without The Video?

Tom Brady, seen here yelling during the Bucs' Week 9 loss to Washington, with The Distraction logo at upper left.

Podcasts

The Key Ingredient Is Ruthlessness, With Seth Wickersham

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Jamboroo

I Finally Quit Sports Talk Radio

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Patrick Redford

DETROIT, MI - SEPTEMBER 13: Kelly Stafford, wife of Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions, appears next to Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders in cutouts in the stands for the game against the Chicago Bears at Ford Field on September 13, 2020 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Nic Antaya/Getty Images)

Kelly Stafford, Who Threw Pretzel At Niners Fan: “Zero Excuse” For Throwing Pretzel At Niners Fan

Samer Kalaf

Mac Jones #10 of the New England Patriots reacts before the game against the Cleveland Browns at Gillette Stadium on November 14, 2021 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent

Ray Ratto

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 15: Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers looks for an open teammate during the third quarter in the game against the Los Angeles Rams at Levi's Stadium on November 15, 2021 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Jimmy Garoppolo Won’t Roll Over And Die According To Plan

Tom Ley

Darius Slay Found Two Ways To Humiliate Teddy Bridgewater

How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive

Lauren Theisen

How Do NFL Players Still Not Know That Ties Exist?

Quarterback Cam Newton #1 of the Carolina Panthers reacts after scoring on a 2-yard rushing touchdown against the Arizona Cardinals during the first quarter of the NFL game at State Farm Stadium on November 14, 2021 in Glendale, Arizona. The Panthers defeated the Cardinals 34-10.

Cam Newton Made The Most Of  His Return

Barry Petchesky

EAST RUTHERFORD, NEW JERSEY - NOVEMBER 14: Mike White #5 of the New York Jets is hit by Ed Oliver #91 of the Buffalo Bills and results in an incomplete pass at MetLife Stadium on November 14, 2021 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

You Fools, This Will Only Make Mike White Stronger

Russell Wilson, in Seahawks uniform, dropping back to pass

Russell Wilson Performs Heroic, Unbelievable, Incredible Feat

Jerry Jacobs #39 of the Detroit Lions breaks up a pass play intended for Diontae Johnson #18 of the Pittsburgh Steelers in the third quarter at Heinz Field on November 14, 2021 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

The Lions Still Can’t Win Even When They Don’t Lose

Urban Meyer cartoon with a graph behind him. He is about at the end of the yellow end of the graph

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 07: Cooper Kupp #10, Robert Woods #2 and Darrell Henderson #27 of the Los Angeles Rams line up for a play during a 28-16 loss to the Tennessee Titans at SoFi Stadium on November 07, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

The Rams Will Win This City With Excess, Or Go Down In Flames

Give Robert Hunt A Retroactive Touchdown

Kalyn Kahler

Why Jordan Love’s Family Was Seated Near The Stratosphere

of AT&T's Original Series 'You Me Her' speaks onstage during AT&T AUDIENCE Network Presents at 2017 Winter TCA at Langham Hotel on January 5, 2017 in Pasadena, California.

NFL

Your Favorite Team Is Going To Blow It, Unless They’re Not

The Chargers, Somehow, Didn’t Out-Choke The Steelers

Enjoy The Cam Newton Encore For What It Is

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

Guy Who Looks Like A Little Kid Who Just Got A Lollipop Kicks Game-Winning Field Goal For Vikings

Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What

The Bucs Don’t Have Any Answers About Antonio Brown’s Possibly Fake Vaccine Card

What Would Happen Without The Video?

The Key Ingredient Is Ruthlessness, With Seth Wickersham

I Finally Quit Sports Talk Radio

Kelly Stafford, Who Threw Pretzel At Niners Fan: “Zero Excuse” For Throwing Pretzel At Niners Fan

The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent

Jimmy Garoppolo Won’t Roll Over And Die According To Plan

Darius Slay Found Two Ways To Humiliate Teddy Bridgewater

How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive

How Do NFL Players Still Not Know That Ties Exist?

Cam Newton Made The Most Of His Return

You Fools, This Will Only Make Mike White Stronger

Russell Wilson Performs Heroic, Unbelievable, Incredible Feat

The Lions Still Can’t Win Even When They Don’t Lose

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

The Rams Will Win This City With Excess, Or Go Down In Flames

Give Robert Hunt A Retroactive Touchdown

Why Jordan Love’s Family Was Seated Near The Stratosphere

It’s Time I Lived My Truth: I Love Joe Buck

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