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Life Lessons

Heaven Is A Park Bench

Life happens on a bench. People sit benches. They talk. They fight. They declare their love for one another. They get loaded. Someone might throw up all over my bench. That’s fine. The rains will come and wash it away, and then more life can happen on my little stretch of the world.

Life Lessons
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The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make

Dadfector
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Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)

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On Being Perceived

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As You Know, Jeff, Every Time I Stare Into The Abyss It Stares Back At Me

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It’s Me, The Unwanted Advice–Giver

Jamboroo
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Booing Isn’t Bad, But There’s A Better Way

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Every Casino Game Is Out To Get You. Even The Free One.

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Either Wirecutter Or I Are Doing Toilet Brush Ownership EXTREMELY Wrong

Media Meltdowns
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Consider The Pizza Dilemma

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Barry And Laura Recommend: Glass Of Water

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Kelsey And Diana Recommend: Giant Water Bottle

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Can I Point You To The Dew Point?

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How To Watch Sports, According To The Defector Staff

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Worst Places To Get A Sunburn, Ranked

Overexplained Lists
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Attention! It Is Cherry Season!

Life Lessons
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I Think I’m Done With T-Shirts

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If Someone Watched You Watch Sports, What Would They See?

Life Lessons
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You Can Crab

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Parenting Lessons From An Ill-Advised Trip Into The Yankee Stadium Bleachers

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