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Bicycle! Bicycle! Bicycle! I Want To Ride My Bicycle!

Time to ride my bike! FUCKING AY! BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE. Let’s saddle up. (puts on helmet) I look […]

Cycling
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The Large-Headed Boy Of Summer

Life Lessons
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The Flower That Resurrected Itself

The Great Outdoors
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Some Advice: Don’t Need Major Jaw Surgery

Life Lessons
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Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked

Dadfector
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I Fucking Hate Resistance Bands And I Am Not Wrong

Life Lessons
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How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans

Life Lessons
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Always Eat The Health Salad

Chefector
204Comments

The Cost Of Getting Epic

Life Lessons
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This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told

Life Lessons
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Keep A List Of Players You Like

Life Lessons
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Grow A Little Herb Garden

Elder Wisdom
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Point/Counterpoint: Checking Bags At The Airport

Life Lessons
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I Recommend Visiting Luxembourg Even Though The Luxembourgers Do Not

Life Lessons
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All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting

Chefector
402Comments

Hold Close These Bar Trivia Tenets And Be Merry

Life Lessons
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I Hate Games

Life Lessons
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Hear Me Out: Let’s Bring Back Tucking Your Napkin Into Your Collar

Life Lessons
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This Is Not Actually An Endorsement Of Ditching Your Childhood Friends

Life Lessons
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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Year In Review
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