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How To Avoid Getting Groped By TSA While Trans

The first time a TSA agent pressed the pink button for me, I was totally unaware that their scanners required gendering every single person who stepped into their little security tube; I also didn’t know what happened if you set them off.

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Always Eat The Health Salad

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The Cost Of Getting Epic

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This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told

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Keep A List Of Players You Like

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Grow A Little Herb Garden

Elder Wisdom
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Point/Counterpoint: Checking Bags At The Airport

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I Recommend Visiting Luxembourg Even Though The Luxembourgers Do Not

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All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting

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Hold Close These Bar Trivia Tenets And Be Merry

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I Hate Games

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Hear Me Out: Let’s Bring Back Tucking Your Napkin Into Your Collar

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This Is Not Actually An Endorsement Of Ditching Your Childhood Friends

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What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

Year In Review
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Maybe Your Marriage Just Sucks!

Media Meltdowns
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What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

Year In Review
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We Have Confirmed That Headlights Are In Fact Too Bright

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How I Got Smart

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My Brush With Puzzle Brain

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I Give You Permission To Do Nothing

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