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Luis Paez-Pumar

Staff Writer

Life's Rich Pageant

One Night At Formula 1’s Drunk-Driving Simulator

Soccer

Chelsea Manager Gets Fired, As All Chelsea Managers Do

April 23, 2026
Soccer

Manchester City Helpfully Extends Arsenal’s Freefall

Soccer

Please End This Cursed Liverpool Season

Soccer

Report: FIFA Plans To Ask Peace Prize Winner If He Would Maybe Consider Pausing Domestic Terrorism Program For One Month

Soccer

It’s Clear To Me Now That Manchester City Must Topple Arsenal

Soccer

No One Is Safe In The Champions League Quarterfinals

Soccer

Oops, Italy Did It Again, Again!

Music

Defector’s Resident Nu Metalheads Discuss Mason Miller’s Nu Entrance Music

Soccer

Tottenham Keeps Finding New Lows

MLB

Viva Venezuela, A Champion At Last

Soccer

Teenager Max Dowman Gave Arsenal A Major Coolness Boost

March 16, 2026
NBA

Bam Adebayo Breaks The Concept Of Basketball, Scores 83 Points

Soccer

Iran Women’s Soccer Team Is Feeling The Effects Of The War All The Way In Australia

TV

It’s Just Another Day In ‘Paradise’ Cover Song Hell

Racing

New F1 Season, New Regulations, Same Old Ferrari Fuck-Up

TV

‘Survivor’ Is Better When Everyone Gets A Little Silly With It

Racing

An Exquisite 2026 Formula 1 Preview For True Sophisticates

Soccer

Why Is Soccer’s Most Famous Scoopster Doing PR Work For Saudi Arabia?

Soccer

Tottenham Is Not Too Big To Fail

Soccer

The Big Winner Of The Champions League Playoff Was Its Smallest Team

February 26, 2026
TV

I Lost My Mind Watching (Almost) All Of ‘Survivor’ In A Year

February 25, 2026
Soccer

A 2025-26 Champions League Playoff Preview For Your Enjoyment And Education

February 17, 2026
NFL

The Patriots Offensive Line Got Obliterated

February 9, 2026
College Football

No, Carson Beck, No! What Are You Doing?! NOOOOOOO!!!!

January 20, 2026
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