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Chris Thompson

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NBA

Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World

April 12, 2023
Golf

A Masters Where Both Sides Lose Is One Where Everyone Else Wins

April 10, 2023
NBA

Shaquille O’Neal Is On The Run From FTX Lawsuit Process Servers

Golf

LIV Golf And Its Representatives Are Having An Extremely Normal Masters Week

NBA

Mark Cuban Is In Loser Mode Showing Texts

April 6, 2023
Golf

AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness

MLB

The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon

Golf

LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph

MLB

Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit

March 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid

Baseball!

March 30, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Brian Windhorst’s ESPN Article Wipes Detail About Stephen Silas Weeping After A Game

March 29, 2023
NBA

The Dallas Mavericks Now Emit The Stench Of Death

March 27, 2023
College Basketball

Julian Strawther’s Lunatic Confidence Gave Gonzaga Their Best Shot

March 24, 2023
This Is So Stupid

This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani

March 22, 2023
MLB

Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers

March 20, 2023
NBA

Lonzo Ball Descends To An Even Lower Circle Of Knee Hell

March 17, 2023
Golf

Golf’s Governing Bodies Propose A Dead-Ball Era

March 17, 2023
This Is So Stupid

LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan

March 13, 2023
NBA

Draymond Green And Dillon Brooks Are The Most Annoying People In Sports

March 10, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Innocent Misunderstanding Turns Youth Hoops Trophy Presentation Into Hell Of Online Outrage

NBA

The Bulls Are Built For Another Era

March 6, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant

The Sodfather Has Certainly Said His Piece

NFL

How Does Dan Snyder Keep Getting Away With This?

February 28, 2023
NBA

Nikola Jokic’s Gnarly Oozing Arm Wounds Are Getting Out Of Hand

February 27, 2023
Politics

Alaska Politician Tricks Himself Into Arguing There’s A Taxpayer Benefit To The Murder Of Children

February 24, 2023
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