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John Wall Wants The Wizards To Trade Him, Just As I Want The ESO’s Gigantic Quad-Laser To Vaporize My Corporeal Self
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Chris Thompson
November 22, 2020
History
100 Years On, Bloody Sunday Still Bleeds
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Charles P. Pierce
November 22, 2020
Zillowing Out
A $985,000 Commune To Move To With All Our Pals
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Kelsey McKinney
November 21, 2020
Staff Chat
Join Us For A Friday Staff Chat
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Chris Thompson
November 20, 2020
NBA
When Everything Sucks, Tampa Is An Answer
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Ray Ratto
November 20, 2020
NBA
LaMelo Ball’s Old Poem Is Good
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Giri Nathan
November 20, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Person Who Laughs So Hard She Sounds Like A Robot
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Samer Kalaf
November 20, 2020
Science
Arecibo Goes Dark
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Patrick Redford
November 20, 2020
Soccer
Phil Foden And Jack Grealish Are England’s Least English Stars
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Billy Haisley
November 20, 2020
NFL
The Seahawks Ran Right Over Arizona
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 20, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Ronnie O’Sullivan Unleashes Big Fart, Misses Shot
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Patrick Redford
November 19, 2020
Podcasts
Talking Defective Visionaries And The Tebow Renaissance, With Reeves Wiedeman
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David Roth
November 19, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Bill Simmons Is Union-Busting
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Albert Burneko
November 19, 2020
Jamboroo
What It’s Like To Feel Strong
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Drew Magary
November 19, 2020
Pro Wrestling
AEW’s Women Need More Than 20 Minutes A Week
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Lauren Theisen
November 19, 2020
NBA
The Knicks Did Something Cool That Probably Will Not Ever Matter, But Still
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Chris Thompson
November 19, 2020
High School Sports
No High School Football Game Is Worth This, Man
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Samer Kalaf
November 19, 2020
NBA
Bogdan Bogdanović Is A Hero For Nuking A Ho-Hum Sign-And-Trade
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Chris Thompson
November 19, 2020
NBA
The Warriors May Learn The Hard Way, Again, How Much Klay Thompson Means
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Ray Ratto
November 19, 2020
NFL
The NFL Wants COVID-19 Victims To Be Statistics
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Tom Ley
November 19, 2020
Defector Up All Night
With The First Pick, Defector Selects … An NBA Draft Live Blog!
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Patrick Redford
November 18, 2020
MLB
Robinson Canó Will Lose $24 Million After Testing Positive For Archaic Steroids
112
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Lauren Theisen
November 18, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Fox Sports Dingus Blows Scoop On Giants Coaches Throwing Hands
94
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Patrick Redford
November 18, 2020
NFL
Houston Texans President Picks The Best Time To Email Fans About His New Book On Business Success
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Samer Kalaf
November 18, 2020
NHL
Zach Parise Designed A Hat
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Barry Petchesky
November 18, 2020
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