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Creaturefector
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Defector Up All Night
This Nuggets-Clippers Game 7 Open Thread Is A PROBLEM
400
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Tom Ley
September 15, 2020
NFL
A Three-Act Play About The Jets And Le’Veon Bell’s Hamstrings
72
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Tom Ley
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New Orleans Saints
104
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Funbag
I Gained Weight In Quarantine And It’s Making Me Miserable
374
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Death To The NCAA
These Goons Will Do Whatever It Takes To Keep College Athletes From Having Money
101
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Chris Thompson
September 15, 2020
Life Lessons
A Little Tip For The Cold And Over-Caffeinated
218
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Kelsey McKinney
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: New England Patriots
171
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Buffalo Bills
140
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Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
NHL
The Dallas Stars Have Lurched Their Way Into The Stanley Cup Final
79
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Lauren Theisen
September 15, 2020
MLB
Defective Dynasts Sell New York Mets To Prolific Financial Criminal, Fans Rejoice
155
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David Roth
September 15, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Philadelphia Eagles
130
Comments
Drew Magary
September 15, 2020
MLB
A Shitty Regional Sports Network Is Destroying My Enthusiasm For Baseball
203
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Chris Thompson
September 15, 2020
NFL
Stephen Gostkowski Survived A Trip To Kicker Hell
79
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Patrick Redford
September 15, 2020
MLB
Maybe Don’t Play A Doubleheader In A Poisonous Cloud Of Smoke
125
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Patrick Redford
September 14, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Folks! It’s Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread
448
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Kelsey McKinney
September 14, 2020
Tennis
The Movement To Organize Men’s Tennis Sure Could Benefit From Bringing In The Women
30
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Giri Nathan
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Los Angeles Rams
99
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
NFL
It’s Beginning To Set In That The Eagles’ Super Bowl Was A Fluke
125
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Dan McQuade
September 14, 2020
Soccer
James Rodríguez Is Perfect For Everton, Because He’s Bigger Than Everton
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 14, 2020
Life Lessons
Be On Time For Things
494
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Albert Burneko
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Chicago Bears
193
Comments
Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
NFL
Here’s Two Minutes Of The Sunday Night Football Broadcast Drooling Over An Empty New Stadium
88
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Dan McQuade
September 14, 2020
WNBA
The League For Obsessives And For No One Else
75
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
September 14, 2020
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2020: Pittsburgh Steelers
103
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2020
NBA
Time Again To Dance On The Rockets’ Grave
93
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Ray Ratto
September 14, 2020
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