Folks! It’s Your Monday Night Football Doubleheader Open Thread

It's the first Monday Night Football broadcast of the season, and on this Monday there will be two footballs. We've got Steelers-Giants kicking off at 7:15 p.m., followed by Titans-Broncos at 10:10 p.m. Wow, that's a lot of football!

Jason Witten has left us, and we must venture with high heads into this sad reality together for another year. Tonight, Patrick Redford, Kelsey McKinney (me) and perhaps some other lost Defector idiots will be here in the comment section to chat with you. What about? Football!

Correction (8:30 p.m. ET): Grammar updated because time is an illusion, and Jason Witten has somehow been gone since 2019.

Update (1:28 a.m. ET): This live thread is over! Goodnight!