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Linus Ullmark Is Absolutely Ridiculous
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Justin Ellis
February 26, 2023
NHL
The Vancouver Canucks Have Already Left Their New Coach Speechless
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 26, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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This Is So Stupid
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Samer Kalaf
January 24, 2023
NHL
The Canucks Did Bruce Boudreau Dirty
101
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Barry Petchesky
January 22, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Possible Fart Briefly Disrupts Vancouver Canucks Broadcast
125
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Samer Kalaf
January 19, 2023
NHL
Canucks Owner Francesco Aquilini Accused Of Child Abuse In Court
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Diana Moskovitz
September 28, 2022
Rays Week
Ray Ferraro’s Been Enjoying His Need-To-Know Marriage
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Ray Ratto
July 13, 2022
NHL
Canucks, Kraken Produce History’s Dumbest Puck Battle
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
February 22, 2022
NHL
Things Just Got Interesting In The Granato-Ferraro Household
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Ray Ratto
February 11, 2022
NHL
Kraken Fan Saves Canucks Equipment Manager’s Life By Banging On The Glass
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Ray Ratto
January 2, 2022
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