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David Montgomery Steamrolled Detroit’s Opening-Night Jitters
127
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Lauren Theisen
September 9, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
307
Comments
Drew Magary
August 30, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Journalismism
Pro-Commanders Spin Somehow A Bigger Mess Than Commanders
346
Comments
Lauren Theisen
February 5, 2024
NFL
What Happens Next?
214
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 29, 2024
NFL
Dan Gambled
376
Comments
Ray Ratto
January 29, 2024
NFL
The Lions Are The Only Choice Left
483
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 22, 2024
NFL
Thank God
306
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 15, 2024
NFL
Dan Campbell Can’t Help Himself
224
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 31, 2023
NFL
The Lions Are Swaggering
77
Comments
Lauren Theisen
October 9, 2023
NFL
The Lions Are Finally Good Enough To Cause Someone Else’s Coach To Have An Emotional Outburst
208
Comments
Tom Ley
September 29, 2023
NFL
I Will Not Be Calling This Man “Steezy Trev”
200
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2023
NFL
Holy Shit! Look At The Goddamn Lions!
256
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Detroit Lions
417
Comments
Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
NFL
The Lions Have A Gambling Problem
168
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 21, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Pretty Neat. Defector Outlines Hiring Process That Landed Devin The Dugong
216
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
March 3, 2023
NFL
All The Lions Have Are Moral Victories, For Now
115
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 9, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Needled The Lions And It Bit Him In The Ass
195
Comments
Tom Ley
January 9, 2023
NFL
Jamaal Williams Has The Power Of God And Anime On His Side
186
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 9, 2023
NFL
The Lions’ Playoff Hopes Are No More
89
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 9, 2023
NFL
Maybe There’s No Curse On The Lions After All
154
Comments
Lauren Theisen
December 12, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Is Absolutely Going For It
142
Comments
Ray Ratto
December 11, 2022
NFL
Just Look At Aaron Rodgers
305
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 6, 2022
NFL
The Lions Have A New Star Whose Prime They Can Waste
138
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 19, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Thinks Very, Very Hard About The Detroit Lions
128
Comments
Samer Kalaf
September 8, 2022
NFL
Dan Campbell Wants You To Believe That He And His Dogs Consume Three Pints Of Gelato Every Night
147
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
August 23, 2022
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