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NFL
I Will Not Be Calling This Man “Steezy Trev”
200
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Kelsey McKinney
September 17, 2023
NFL
Holy Shit! Look At The Goddamn Lions!
256
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Lauren Theisen
September 8, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Detroit Lions
416
Comments
Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
NFL
The Lions Have A Gambling Problem
168
Comments
Maitreyi Anantharaman
April 21, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Pretty Neat. Defector Outlines Hiring Process That Landed Devin The Dugong
216
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
March 3, 2023
NFL
All The Lions Have Are Moral Victories, For Now
115
Comments
Lauren Theisen
January 9, 2023
NFL
Aaron Rodgers Needled The Lions And It Bit Him In The Ass
195
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Tom Ley
January 9, 2023
NFL
Jamaal Williams Has The Power Of God And Anime On His Side
186
Comments
Samer Kalaf
January 9, 2023
NFL
The Lions’ Playoff Hopes Are No More
89
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Lauren Theisen
January 9, 2023
NFL
Maybe There’s No Curse On The Lions After All
154
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Lauren Theisen
December 12, 2022
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