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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2024
Podcasts
There Is Some Crying In Football, With Ray Ratto
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David Roth
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Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
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Mike McCarthy Must Be Doing Something Right
178
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Ray Ratto
January 18, 2024
NFL
It’s Time To Make Fun Of The Bamboozling Disgrace That Is The Dallas Cowboys
414
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Samer Kalaf
January 15, 2024
NFL
Dan Campbell Can’t Help Himself
224
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Ray Ratto
December 31, 2023
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I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where Mike McCarthy Has His Shit Together
318
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Drew Magary
December 14, 2023
NFL
It’s Impossible To Be Mad About A Victory Over The Cowboys
146
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Dan McQuade
November 6, 2023
NFL
Nobody Does It Like The Chargers
108
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Ray Ratto
October 17, 2023
NFL
Brock Purdy Is Good Enough To Make His Teammates Annoying
142
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Ray Ratto
October 9, 2023
NFL
Nobody’s Playing Better Football Than Micah Parsons
108
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Tom Ley
September 18, 2023
NFL
Dak Prescott Finally Ready To Win Super Bowl After Learning Tactical Breathing Maneuvers From Ex-Navy SEALs
186
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Tom Ley
September 7, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Dallas Cowboys
461
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2023
Podcasts
The Eagles Butt-Push Maneuver And Mike McCarthy’s Anti-Comedy, With Kalyn Kahler
91
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David Roth
January 26, 2023
NFL
How, Indeed, ‘Bout Them Cowboys?
171
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Ray Ratto
January 24, 2023
NFL
Which Of These Was The Worst Trick Play Of All Time?
232
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Barry Petchesky
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Chris Thompson
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2023
NFL
George Kittle Wasn’t Even Supposed To Be There
191
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Lauren Theisen
January 23, 2023
NFL
Mike McCarthy On Hilarious Final Play: That Wasn’t What We Meant To Do
394
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Patrick Redford
January 23, 2023
NFL
The Cowboys Have Full Confidence In Brett Maher. Maybe. Possibly Not So Much.
203
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Tom Ley
January 19, 2023
NFL
How Many Extra Points Can One Man Miss?
56
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Dan McQuade
January 17, 2023
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