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Please Let Ronald Acuña Do His Job In Peace
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Lauren Theisen
August 29, 2023
MLB
Bees Buzz Baltimore Bullpen, Bother Buff Baseball Bros
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Dan McQuade
August 28, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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MLB
Johnny Cueto Is The Marlins’ Silver Lining
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Lauren Theisen
July 23, 2023
MLB
John Flaherty And The Yankees Would Both Like That Inning Back
123
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Barry Petchesky
July 17, 2023
MLB
Bryce Harper Has Had It With The Entire Concept Of The Colorado Rockies
191
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Patrick Redford
May 15, 2023
MLB
Rockies Mascot Avoids Clean Double Leg Takedown, Assailant Avoids Capture [UPDATE: Captured]
171
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Dan McQuade
April 14, 2023
MLB
What Are The Rockies Trying To Accomplish?
141
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Samer Kalaf
July 31, 2022
MLB
Rockies Set New Standard For Worst Nepotism Hire
199
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Tom Ley
May 19, 2022
MLB
The Rockies Are Just Out There Doing Stuff
52
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Tom Ley
March 17, 2022
MLB
The Rockies Are Doing Less Than The Least
175
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David Roth
March 14, 2022
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