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Manchester United Is Back In The Pain Cave
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Patrick Redford
October 4, 2023
Soccer
Arsenal’s Return To The Champions League Was Typically Stylish
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Patrick Redford
September 21, 2023
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Patrick Redford
April 12, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Femeni Opened The Floodgates
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 30, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Femeni Is Ready To Make The Climb
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Emile Avanessian
March 24, 2023
Champions League
Erling Haaland Is A Bolt, Or Five, Of Lightning
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Albert Burneko
March 15, 2023
Soccer
Gareth Bale Always Scored The Biggest Goals
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 9, 2023
Soccer
Pedri Did Everything Right, Except For The Most Important Thing
35
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Albert Burneko
September 14, 2022
Defector Up All Night
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Tom Ley
May 28, 2022
Soccer
Carlo Ancelotti, Everyone’s Cool Soccer Uncle, Just Keeps Winning
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Ray Ratto
May 5, 2022
Soccer
European Soccer United In Support Of Ukraine This Weekend
100
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
The Time Has Come For Us To Turn Sports Over To The Animals
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Ray Ratto
December 13, 2021
Soccer
All Of What’s Miserable About Barcelona In 2021 Is Congealed Into The Form Of This Doofus
111
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 30, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League Top Four Race Is Wide Open Thanks To Jorginho’s Boner
84
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 13, 2021
Soccer
Savor The Rich Notes Of PSG’s Latest Champions League Meltdown
68
Comments
Patrick Redford
April 29, 2021
Defector Up All Night
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Patrick Redford
April 27, 2021
Soccer
PSG Lost When It Should’ve Won After Winning When It Should’ve Lost, And Still Won Anyway
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 14, 2021
Soccer
Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again
36
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 22, 2020