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The Nets, Of The Great State Of Brooklyn, Have Lost, I Fear, For The Children! Of America. To The Detroit Pistons—Of. This. Great. Na. Tion. Tonight. Last Night.
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Katie Britt
March 8, 2024
NBA
Ben Simmons Is Back In Hell
145
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Chris Thompson
March 7, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
NBA
There Goes Miami’s Herro
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 16, 2024
NBA
The Pistons Are Pure Piss
86
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Tom Ley
December 27, 2023
NBA
It’s About Contact With The Balls
163
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Tom Ley
April 21, 2023
NBA
Kyle Kuzma Docks His Boat On “Dinshittie Island”
111
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Giri Nathan
April 12, 2023
NBA
Nets Coach: The Challenge With Ben Simmons Is He Is A Crappy Player
238
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Albert Burneko
February 14, 2023
NBA
Those Who Fear The Deal Zone Risk The Consequences
116
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Chris Thompson
February 10, 2023
NBA
There Go The Nets
268
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Ray Ratto
February 9, 2023
NBA
Cam Thomas Is Vindication For Bucket Enthusiasts, If Not For The Nets
48
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Giri Nathan
February 8, 2023
NBA
Kyrie Irving Deleted His Apology For Sharing Antisemitic Movie [Update]
217
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Giri Nathan
February 7, 2023
NBA
Kyrie Irving Is Now The Mavericks’ Problem
272
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Chris Thompson
February 5, 2023
NBA
Now Kyrie Irving Wants Out Of Brooklyn
251
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Chris Thompson
February 3, 2023
NBA
Ben Simmons Has Stumped Another Coach
176
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Giri Nathan
January 27, 2023
NBA
When It’s Just Basketball, It’s Just Basketball
62
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Chris Thompson
December 28, 2022
NBA
Antisemitism Isn’t Going Away Just Because The NBA Is Moving On
128
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Diana Moskovitz
November 23, 2022
NBA
Ben Simmons Is Clambering Bravely Out Of The Toilet
55
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Giri Nathan
November 21, 2022
NBA
Perfectly Average Knicks Season Ends
29
Comments
Giri Nathan
November 10, 2022
NBA
Kyrie Irving Did This To Himself
389
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Tom Ley
November 4, 2022
NBA
There’s Nothing Worth Defending About Kyrie Irving Spreading Antisemitism
411
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Diana Moskovitz
November 2, 2022
NBA
Just What The Hell Is Going On In Brooklyn?
334
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Chris Thompson
November 1, 2022
NBA
If The Lakers Are In Hell, The Nets Are Somewhere Worse
154
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Ray Ratto
October 30, 2022
Podcasts
The Dreaded Vladimir Radmanovic Comparison, With Patrick Redford
36
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David Roth
October 27, 2022
NBA
How’s This Gonna Work?
122
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Albert Burneko
October 25, 2022
NBA
Ben Simmons Played Basketball
57
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Tom Ley
October 4, 2022
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