Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
NFL
Chefector
Normal Gossip
Zillowing Out
The Distraction
MLB
NBA
WNBA
Soccer
Tennis
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Podcasts
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector Twitter
Defector Twitch
animals
Topics
NBA
MLB
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
Creaturefector
Every Animal On The Wikipedia Page For “Apparent Death,” Ranked By How Dead They Appear
113
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 6, 2022
MLB
Rally Bird Thwarted By Phillies Bullpen
75
Comments
Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2022
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
Shop Now →
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
234
Comments
Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Newborn Elephant Trying To Walk
118
Comments
Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2021
Funbag
What’s The Largest Squirrel You Could Beat In A Fight?
480
Comments
Rohan Nadkarni
December 29, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Trash Animals Send Delegates To Landmark Council Of Garbage Feasters
109
Comments
Chris Thompson
December 15, 2020
Defector Up All Night
This Beaver’s Really Going To Town On That Cabbage
95
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 4, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Kayaker Gets Owned By Whale
112
Comments
Patrick Redford
November 3, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Here Are Some Birds That We Like
419
Comments
Defector Staff
November 3, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds
86
Comments
Dan McQuade
September 24, 2020
Next