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Every Animal On The Wikipedia Page For “Apparent Death,” Ranked By How Dead They Appear
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Sabrina Imbler
July 6, 2022
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Rally Bird Thwarted By Phillies Bullpen
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2022
Protect The Head That Reads Defector
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This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
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Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Newborn Elephant Trying To Walk
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2021
Funbag
What’s The Largest Squirrel You Could Beat In A Fight?
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Rohan Nadkarni
December 29, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Trash Animals Send Delegates To Landmark Council Of Garbage Feasters
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Chris Thompson
December 15, 2020
Defector Up All Night
This Beaver’s Really Going To Town On That Cabbage
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Patrick Redford
November 4, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Kayaker Gets Owned By Whale
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Patrick Redford
November 3, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Here Are Some Birds That We Like
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Defector Staff
November 3, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds
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Dan McQuade
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