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Emergency Christmas Protocols And Underwater Hotels, With Sabrina Imbler
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David Roth
November 21, 2024
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Sabrina Imbler
December 12, 2023
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
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Every Animal On The Wikipedia Page For “Apparent Death,” Ranked By How Dead They Appear
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Sabrina Imbler
July 6, 2022
MLB
Rally Bird Thwarted By Phillies Bullpen
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Lauren Theisen
June 15, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
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Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Defector Up All Night
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Newborn Elephant Trying To Walk
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2021
Funbag
What’s The Largest Squirrel You Could Beat In A Fight?
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Rohan Nadkarni
December 29, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Trash Animals Send Delegates To Landmark Council Of Garbage Feasters
109
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Chris Thompson
December 15, 2020
Defector Up All Night
This Beaver’s Really Going To Town On That Cabbage
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Patrick Redford
November 4, 2020
Defector Up All Night
Kayaker Gets Owned By Whale
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Patrick Redford
November 3, 2020
The Great Outdoors
Here Are Some Birds That We Like
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Defector Staff
November 3, 2020
Life's Rich Pageant
This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds
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Dan McQuade
September 24, 2020
Sports Highlight Of The Day
Your Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Dog’s Deadly Accuracy With A Toy Ball
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Lauren Theisen
September 16, 2020