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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary

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Barry Petchesky

Dubliners line the sidewalks waiting for a Halloween parade that will never begin.

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The Machines

Thousands Turn Out For Nonexistent Halloween Parade Promoted By AI Listing

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Funbag

A Pre-Election Dog Story For You, The Dog Fan

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Typing

Sabrina Imbler

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Life's Rich Pageant

Who Lives At The Rainforest Cafe?

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Rachelle Hampton

Portrait of professional road racing cyclist David Millar taken on May 16, 2011. (Photo by Joby Sessions/Procycling Magazine via Getty Images)

David Millar Portrait Shoot

Arts And Culture

Writing Is An Act, Not An Aesthetic

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Luis Paez-Pumar

Presentation by two secretaries of the typing robot at the exhibition 'Happiness in the office', in Paris, France, on October 13, 1960.

Le robot Facit

ESPN Masks Cynical AI Pivot As Benevolent Coverage Of “Underserved” Sports

Argentina, Patagonia, Rio Pinturas, Cueva de las Manos

Argentina, Patagonia, Rio Pinturas, Cueva de las Manos, cave paintings

Whatever AI Looks Like, It’s Not

Justin McHenry is an archivist and historian from West Virginia, and the author of <a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/lemuria-the-true-story-of-a-fake-place/19663689">Lemuria: A True Story of a Fake Place</a> and the upcoming book, <a href="https://bookshop.org/p/books/raising-philadelphia-the-making-of-america-s-first-great-city-1750-1775-justin-mchenry/20390701?ean=9781955041201">Raising Philadelphia: The Making of America&#8217;s First Great City</a>.

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Justin McHenry

MILL CREEK, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 6: Smoke shrouds Mt. Shasta as the Park Fire burns on August 6, 2024 in Mill Creek, California. (Photo by Ethan Swope/Getty Images)

Park Fire Grows In Size Sparking New Evacuation Orders

History

How AI Copyright Law Is Being Guided By Spirits From Atlantis

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Kelsey McKinney

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Why is AI Jesus So Fucking Jacked?

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David Roth

Al Michaels looks at an iPhone prior to the game between the Tennessee Titans and the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau on November 17, 2022.

Tennessee Titans v Green Bay Packers

Media Meltdowns

AI Is Now Advanced Enough To Blow Al Michaels’s Mind

A robot using artificial intelligence is displayed at a stand during the International Telecommunication Union (ITU) AI for Good Global Summit in Geneva, on May 30, 2024. Humanity is in a race against time to harness the colossal emerging power of artificial intelligence for the good of all, while averting dire risks, a top UN official said. (Photo by Fabrice COFFRINI / AFP)

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AI Isn’t Intelligent Until You And I Say So

Nicholas Russell is a writer from Las Vegas.

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Nicholas Russell

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Conner O’Malley’s New Special Exposes The Dark Heart Of Techno-Optimism

Google CEO Sundar Pichai speaks during the Stanford Business, Government, and Society Forum at Stanford University in April of 2024.

Fed Chair Powell And Google CEO Sundar Pichai Speak At Stanford University

Google’s Got Nothing But Wrong Answers

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Patrick Redford

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - DECEMBER 12: Sam Altman speaks onstage during A Year In TIME at The Plaza Hotel on December 12, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for TIME)

A Year In TIME

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Sam Altman’s Scarlett Johansson Whoopsie Is The True Future Of AI

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Lauren Theisen

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Announcements

Defector Media Promotes Devin The Dugong To Chief AI Officer, Unveils First AI-Generated Blog

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Does It Matter That AI Doesn’t Work?

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Only You Can Find Your Best Color

A screenshot of one of the scammy AI-generated listings on Amazon; the product's name is just the boilerplate apology text created by OpenAI when it's asked to do something it can't do.

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The Future Of E-Commerce Is A Product Whose Name Is A Boilerplate AI-Generated Apology

Visual Editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell.

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Dan McQuade

The logo for Wondery's THE LEAD: STARTING FIVE

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Wondery Sports Podcast Now Has An AI Host Named Striker

A coffee table with some Vogue magazines on it, and a Sports Illustrated on top. It's the famous "Why the University of Miami should drop football" cover but it's been edited to say "Why it's hard to play volleyball without a volleyball."

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SUN VALLEY, IDAHO - JULY 11: Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, speaks to the media as he arrives at the Sun Valley Lodge for the Allen &amp; Company Sun Valley Conference on July 11, 2023 in Sun Valley, Idaho. Every July, some of the world's most wealthy and powerful businesspeople from the media, finance, technology and political spheres converge at the Sun Valley Resort for the exclusive weeklong conference. (Photo by Kevin Dietsch/Getty Images)

Allen & Company Annual Conference Draws Media And Tech Leaders To Sun Valley

What The Shit Is Happening With OpenAI And Sam Altman? An Explainer

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Chris Thompson

A Color Star logo over the phrase, "We Provide Entertainment To Our Customers"

Color Star Is Circling The Color Drain

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Samer Kalaf

A screenshot of Gizmodo Bot's author page, with one bad Star Wars blog

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G/O Media’s Bot-Written Blogs May Be Unreadable, But At Least They’re Incorrect

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This Is So Stupid

My Pointless Quest To Double The Number Of Apostles At The Last Supper

Alex Pareene is a contributing editor at The New Republic and the co-host, with Laura Marsh, of the podcast&nbsp;<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/018-amanda-litman-run-for-something-why-you-cant-see/id1341525125?i=1000444277937" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Politics of Everything</a>.

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Alex Pareene

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 02: People picket outside of FOX Studios on the first day of the Hollywood writers strike on May 2, 2023 in Los Angeles. Scripted TV series, late-night talk shows, film and streaming productions are being interrupted by the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike. In 2007 and 2008, a WGA strike shut down Hollywood productions for 100 days, costing the local economy between $2 billion and $3 billion.

Hollywood Writers Go On Strike In Dispute Over Payments For Streaming Services

The Computers Are Coming For The Wrong Jobs

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Tom Ley

Illustration: ChatGPT, Suqian City, Jiangsu Province, China, 12 April 2023. ChatGPT stocks fell as a group, with Microsoft down more than 5 percent, Amazon down more than 2 percent, Nvidia (NVDA.US) and Baidu down more than 1 percent. Amid concerns over AI security, companies such as OpenAI, Microsoft, Google, Apple, and Nvidia gathered to discuss standards for the development and use of AI technology.

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Insider Boss To Employees: Please Make Good Use Of This Lying Plagiarism Machine