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Senators Week

Zillowing Out

A $650,000 Home To Return To While The Senate Is Adjourned

Senators Week

Senators Week Has Adjourned

Senators Week

Stop Referring To The “Caning” Of Charles Sumner!

Senators Week

Let’s Remember Some Senators

Senators Week

Every Game Was A Home Run Derby For The 1974 Sacramento Solons

Senators Week

We Must Never Forget That Amy Klobuchar Is A Cowardly State Fair Centrist

Senators Week

Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

Senators Week

Tommy Tuberville Is At Home In The Senate

May 6, 2021
Better Hate An Owner

Eugene Melnyk Never Met A Problem He Couldn’t Make Worse

Senators Week

Former Senator Zdeno Chara Present For Caps-Rangers Tom Wilson War

Senators Week

Shane Pinto’s First Career Goal Highlights Sens’ Beatdown Of Habs

Defector Up All Night

You Asked For It. You Begged For It. You Prayed For It. Here It Is: Your Habs-Sens Open Thread

Senators Week

That Time Two Senators Socked Each Other In The Face

Senators Week

Senate Committees, Ranked

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Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Senate, I Urge You To Pass A Resolution Recognizing That The ’90s Are Back

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Who Was Lady Byng, And What Was Her Deal?

Defector Reads A Book

Here It Is, You Hicks: A Rave Review Of ‘All The King’s Men’

Senators Week

Clark Griffith Was Too Cheap To Integrate Baseball

May 5, 2021
Senators Week

In ‘A Sense Of Where You Are,’ Bill Bradley Was A Bucket

May 5, 2021
Senators Week

When Dominik Hasek Was A Senator, Everything Went Wrong

Senators Week

What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

The Senate Highlight Of The Day Is The Snowball Moron’s Speech

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

Failed Senate Candidate Visits Sacramento With Bear

Senators Week

Let Me FOIA The Senate (And The House)

Funbag

No, Tom Brady Won’t Run For Office

Senators Week

The Original Ottawa Senators Were Winners, But Their Uniforms Were Not

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

Tom Wilson Lightly Disciplined For Breaching Decorum, Much Like When The U.S. Senate Censured Francophobic Massachusetts Federalist Timothy Pickering

Senators Week

Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?

May 4, 2021
Senators Week

ESPN’s Marvel-Themed NBA Game Was The Sweatiest, Most Painfully Shoehorned Crossover Event By Any Sports Media Company This Week

Senators Week

Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win

Defector Up All Night

Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread

May 3, 2021
Senators Week

LeBron James, Like Former Massachusetts Senator George Frisbie Hoar, Opposed To New Rule

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