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Life Lessons

Here Are Our Stories Of Being Scammed

February 16, 2024
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Torching The Google Car

February 16, 2024
This Is So Stupid

Hmmm … Something Is STILL Not Right Here

February 15, 2024
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We’ve Found Him: America’s Dumbest Bettor

February 1, 2024
Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

January 1, 2024
Capital

Fanatics Ruined Christmas

December 28, 2023
Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

December 25, 2023
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Man Admits Shocking Truth That Deli Worth $2B Was Part Of Fraud

December 22, 2023
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Color Star Is Circling The Color Drain

November 17, 2023
College Football

Report: Connor Stalions Lurked In The Shadows At 11 Big Ten Games

October 24, 2023
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Freakin’ Traffic Is Ruining My Life!

October 19, 2023
Swimming

Diana Nyad’s Swimming Brought Her Glory, Fame, And An Adversary Dedicated To Exposing Her Lies

October 4, 2023
Soccer

Napoli Shitposted Its Way Into A War With Its Own Best Player

September 27, 2023
TV

The Best Part Of Krusty The Clown’s Judaism Is That It Doesn’t Need To Explain Itself

September 22, 2023
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What I Saw At The Minnesota State Fair’s Llama-Alpaca Experience

September 21, 2023
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Our Delightful Game Of Cat And Mouse Continues, My Dear Arthur

September 14, 2023
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DraftKings Apologizes For Pushing “Never Forget” 9/11 Parlay

September 11, 2023
NFL

Dak Prescott Finally Ready To Win Super Bowl After Learning Tactical Breathing Maneuvers From Ex-Navy SEALs

September 7, 2023
NFL

Moron Pushing Petition To Rename Commanders Has Long History Of Being A Moron

August 23, 2023
NBA

James Harden, Hanging Out On A High School Sports Field, Says Relationship With Sixers Is Beyond Repair

August 18, 2023
Podcasts

Kelsey And Alex’s Big Adventure: Notes From Normal Gossip On The Road

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Everyone At The Christian Influencer Convention Was Trapped

August 11, 2023
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Rally Runner Has Fallen

August 4, 2023
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Sprinter’s Slothful Stroll Scandalizes Somalia

August 3, 2023
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The Boston Cop Slide Fail Video Has Been Investigated Thoroughly, But I Have More Questions

August 3, 2023
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