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The Fights

Jarrell Miller Got His Hair Punched Off And Became A Hero

By Dave McKenna

February 2, 2026

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Underexplained Lists

Underexplained Predictions For 2026

By Defector Staff

January 2, 2026

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Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

January 1, 2026

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Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

December 25, 2025

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How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada’s National Lexicon

By Stefan Fatsis

November 26, 2025

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Luis Rubiales Egged By Uncle Who Is Also Named Luis Rubiales

By Tom Ley

November 14, 2025

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If The Sub Didn’t Split, You Must Acquit

By Tom Ley

November 6, 2025

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The Journey Of All 1,091 U.S. Roller Coasters Ends With A Toot Around The Track

By Dan McQuade

October 24, 2025

116Comments

Politics

Small-Time Political Scandals Still Have Consequences In Island Nation Called Ireland

By Dave McKenna

October 22, 2025

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Why Is Everyone Talking About The Damn Rapture Again?

By Kelsey McKinney

September 22, 2025

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The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent

By Chris Thompson

September 15, 2025

245Comments

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TNT Sports Airs Guerrilla Marketing For Worker-Owned Website That Isn’t Defector

By Samer Kalaf

August 27, 2025

160Comments

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Josina Anderson Advises Independent Noun-Inclusion Vis-À-Vis Chemtrails

By Chris Thompson

August 27, 2025

147Comments

MLB

Heckler Achieves Impossible Task Of Making Shohei Ohtani Even Cooler Than He Already Was

By Tom Ley

August 25, 2025

65Comments

Politics

Never Attempt To Bribe Me With Snacks Unless They Are The Good Snacks

By Chris Thompson

August 21, 2025

187Comments

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Here’s How A Man Accidentally Bought 10,400 Greg Briley Rookie Cards

By Dan McQuade

August 20, 2025

120Comments

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Bears Fan Who Spent $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card: “I Don’t Want To Spend $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card”

By Dan McQuade

August 17, 2025

205Comments

Creaturefector

The Brief Adventures Of Wavy Dave

By Sabrina Imbler

August 7, 2025

59Comments

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Are You Aware Of The Alan Dershowitz Martha’s Vineyard Pierogi Situation?

By David Roth

August 7, 2025

459Comments

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I Can’t Stop Thinking About The Underwater Waterslide Of Horror

By Barry Petchesky

August 6, 2025

183Comments

Cycling

There Is No Tour de France Without The Tour de Brands

By Patrick Redford

July 25, 2025

70Comments

Bills Week

Just What You Wanted: A Bill Belichick TV Show

By Chris Thompson

July 18, 2025

79Comments

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Will A Will Ever Become A Bill?

By Kathryn Xu

July 18, 2025

78Comments

Bills Week

An Interview With A Guy Who Hosts A Podcast About ‘The Bill Simmons Podcast’

By Tom Ley

July 15, 2025

281Comments

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The Anti-Fascist Power Of Trans Women Wrestling In Nacho Cheese

By Alexandra Tey

July 7, 2025

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