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Minor Dilemmas

How Do I Drop Off My Kid At School Without Both Of Us Crying?

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Marissa Mayer Is A True Idiot

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How Do I Stop My Kid From Crashing Out Over Trying New Activities?

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What’s Your Lamest Daydream?

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How Do I Talk To My Kid About Religion?

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My Darkest Confession: Stone Temple Pilots Was A Great Band

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Did I Ruin My Child’s Imagination By Being Such An Involved Parent?

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Fuck Bucket Lists

October 6, 2026
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Am I Pushing My Kids Enough To Do The Right Extracurriculars?

September 30, 2026
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Let’s Remember Some ‘Daily Show’ Correspondents

September 29, 2026
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How Do I Get My Kid To Be A Sports Sicko Without Turning Myself Into A Vile Sports Parent?

September 23, 2026
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Look How Fanatics Massacred This Simple Trading Card

September 22, 2026
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Should I Hold My Kid Back From School For A Year?

September 16, 2026
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What’s The Best Time To Start A Concert?

September 15, 2026
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Should I Be Worried That My Kid Hasn’t Found A Best Friend?

September 9, 2026
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Should College Football Have An Age Limit?

September 8, 2026
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How Can I Be A Good Parent If I’m Conflict-Avoidant?

September 2, 2026
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You Can Magically Ban One Sports Injury Forever. What Do You Pick?

September 1, 2026
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What Do I Do About My Fragile Kid?

August 26, 2026
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Please Tell Me Red Wine Is Good For Me

August 25, 2026
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“No Dada!” How Do You Deal With A Toddler Who Clearly Prefers The Other Parent?

August 19, 2026
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What Is The Greatest TV House Of All Time?

August 18, 2026
Make It Nice

Make It Nice: Is There Such A Thing As A Good-Looking Dog Crate?

August 14, 2026
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Will My Only Child Be A Weirdo?

August 12, 2026
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Cathy Engelbert Is Doing The Job She Was Hired To Do

August 11, 2026
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How Do I Talk To My Kid About Death?

August 5, 2026
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Concussion Protocols Are A Sham

August 4, 2026
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Is It Even Possible To Discipline A Two-Year-Old?

July 29, 2026
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Will People Ever Stop Attending Sporting Events?

July 28, 2026
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What’s Going To Happen To The Rest Of My Life After I Become A Parent?

July 22, 2026
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I Demand We Normalize Chewing With Your Mouth Open

July 21, 2026
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Is It Possible To Teach My Kid How To Manage Risk?

July 15, 2026
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