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Media Meltdowns
Is Nellie Bowles The Worst Writer In America?
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Tom Ley
March 9, 2026
Politics
We Have Obtained More Footage Of Kash Patel Falling Down While Playing Hockey
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Tom Ley
March 9, 2026
Politics
Donald Trump Can’t Even Pretend To Explain The Plan For Iran
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Tom Ley
March 2, 2026
Olympics
Internal Schedule Confirms Kash Patel Went To Olympics To Be World’s Most Special Little Guy
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Tom Ley
February 26, 2026
Olympics
Kash Patel Thinks He’s On The Team
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February 23, 2026
NFL
Sam Darnold Is A Normal Super Bowl Champion
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Tom Ley
February 9, 2026
Media Meltdowns
Bari Weiss’s Handpicked CBS Contributor Peter Attia Sent Jeffrey Epstein Gross Emails
215
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Tom Ley
February 2, 2026
NFL
Giants Co-Owner Steve Tisch Says His Creepy Emails With Jeffrey Epstein Were About “Adult Women”
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Tom Ley
February 2, 2026
Announcements
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026
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Tom Ley
January 28, 2026
Women's Basketball
“Disgusted” Breanna Stewart Holds Up “Abolish ICE” Sign Before Unrivaled Game
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Tom Ley
January 26, 2026
Arts And Culture
We Live In The Bone Temple Now
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January 23, 2026
Death To The NCAA
NCAA Learns The Legal Consequences Of Making Shit Up As You Go Along
120
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Tom Ley
January 22, 2026
Politics
Michele Tafoya Won’t Rest Until She Finds A Bigger And Better Way To Annoy Everyone
329
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2026
Media Meltdowns
CBS Anchor Tony Dokoupil Is Stuck In An Endless Loop Of Humiliation
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Tom Ley
January 14, 2026
NFL
Eagles Now Free To Hire An Offensive Coordinator Who Doesn’t Suck
101
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Tom Ley
January 13, 2026
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This ICE Goon Eating Shit
240
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Tom Ley
January 12, 2026
NFL
Every Chargers Playoff Game Is A Profound Waste Of Time
210
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Tom Ley
January 12, 2026
Media Meltdowns
Tony Dokoupil Eats Heaps Of Shit In First Week As CBS News Anchor
376
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Tom Ley
January 7, 2026
College Basketball
Former Michigan State Player Makes Too Much Of A Scene For Even Tom Izzo To Tolerate
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January 6, 2026
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