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Nobody Screws Themselves Faster Than The Oilers
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Lauren Theisen
April 18, 2023
NHL
NHL Playoff Series, Ranked By Comedic Potential
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Lauren Theisen
April 17, 2023
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MLB
Every Orioles Game Is An Adventure
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Lauren Theisen
April 13, 2023
NHL
The Penguins And Islanders Are Having A Mid-Off
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Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2023
NHL
Sabres Complete Phase One Of “Operation: Stay Alive”
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Lauren Theisen
April 11, 2023
MLB
Oneil Cruz, Pirates Suffer Devastating Injury
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Lauren Theisen
April 10, 2023
NHL
The Sabres Still Have Their Dream
32
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Lauren Theisen
April 9, 2023
MLB
The Rays Have Chewed Up The Worst Teams In Baseball And Spat Them In The Garbage
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Lauren Theisen
April 9, 2023
NHL
The Flames Might Actually Want To Keep Playing
35
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Lauren Theisen
April 6, 2023
MLB
Jake McCarthy’s Catch Is A Dying Breed
54
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Lauren Theisen
April 5, 2023
College Basketball
UConn Imposed Some Normalcy On The Weirdest NCAA Tournament Ever
133
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Lauren Theisen
April 4, 2023
Pro Wrestling
The WWE/UFC Merger Will Be Bad For Almost Everyone
155
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Lauren Theisen
April 3, 2023
NHL
The Wild Are Getting Lucky At The Perfect Time
36
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Lauren Theisen
March 30, 2023
NHL
Juuse Saros Holds The Keys To The Last Playoff Spot Out West
21
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Lauren Theisen
March 29, 2023
NFL
Lamar Jackson Is Stuck Because The NFL Is Stuck
242
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Lauren Theisen
March 28, 2023
Women's Hockey
3-On-3 Overtime Is Certainly One Way To Decide A Champion
41
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Lauren Theisen
March 27, 2023
NHL
Sidney Crosby Calms The Waters
76
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Lauren Theisen
March 23, 2023
Arts And Culture
‘How To Defend Yourself’ Knows That You Will Fail To Solve Rape Culture
108
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Lauren Theisen
March 22, 2023
Music
Save The Music You Like
274
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Lauren Theisen
March 21, 2023
College Basketball
Markquis Nowell Doesn’t Get Discouraged
35
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Lauren Theisen
March 20, 2023
College Basketball
Everything You Need To Know About Maryland–West Virginia
82
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Lauren Theisen
March 16, 2023
College Basketball
There Is A Right Answer To Duke–Oral Roberts
195
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Lauren Theisen
March 15, 2023
NHL
The Devils Are Stealing Every Puck That Isn’t Nailed Down
59
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Lauren Theisen
March 13, 2023
NHL
Nobody Scores In Minnesota
41
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Lauren Theisen
March 9, 2023
NFL
Why Doesn’t Anyone Want Lamar Jackson?
429
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Lauren Theisen
March 8, 2023
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