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Kelsey McKinney

Staff Writer

Capital

Saquon Barkley Lured Me To An Arena Where I Learned Passive Income Is Holy

Arts And Culture

Got A Reading Problem? Ask The Book Doctor!

Defector Music Club

Defector Music Club Really Really Really Really Really Really Likes Carly Rae Jepsen

Music

Can You Do Racism Against Italians? A Eurovision Roundtable

Arts And Culture

Swole Woman Casey Johnston Has Written A Swole Book

Politics

What Is My Senator Good For?

Politics

The Mess At Newark Airport Is Only The Beginning

Media Meltdowns

Patrick McAfee You Are 37 Years Old

MLB

An MLB Preview Containing All The Information One Could Possibly Hope To Ascertain About The 2025 Season

Science

I Should Have Been The One To Discover The Glass Brain

March 26, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Goes Rogue For Tarte Soleil

Politics

There Should Be Consequences For Filming A Tesla Ad At The White House

MLB

Wow, Perfect! A Hat You Can’t Read!

MLB

Ah, Jeez: Goodbye Ball! Goodbye Again! Goodbye A Third Time!

Music

Two Tate McRae Fans Explain Everything They Know About Tate McRae

This Is So Stupid

Please Do Not Lie To Me About Hockey Butts

Arts And Culture

You Don’t Have To See Everything In The Museum

MLB

The Scorebug Snuggery: The Phillies Abandon “P00P”

February 24, 2025
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck

Gossiping With A Robot Is A Real Pain In The Ass

February 19, 2025
NFL

Let Us Compare These Two Men In Tan Suits

January 28, 2025
Politics

The Old Rules Are For Losers

January 23, 2025
Arts And Culture

I Believe In Ethel Cain

January 15, 2025
Underexplained Lists

Discourses We Can Stop Having, Ranked

January 5, 2025
Arts And Culture

I Demand The National Agricultural Library Publish This Book Right Now

January 5, 2025
Arts And Culture

The Narrative Is All That Matters

December 24, 2024
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