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Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cincinnati Bengals

Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce, and Andy Reid

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Kansas City Chiefs

Secretary of War Pete Hegseth (L) speaks with U.S. President Donald Trump as Commanders team owner Josh Harris looks on at the NFL football game between the Detroit Lions and Washington Commanders at Northwest Stadium

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Washington Commanders

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Cleveland Browns

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - OCTOBER 26: Cam Skattebo #44 of the New York Giants warms up prior to an NFL football game against the Philadelphia Eagles at Lincoln Financial Field on October 26, 2025 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Perry Knotts/Getty Images)

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New York Giants

Funbag

Will People Ever Stop Attending Sporting Events?

TEMPE, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 03: New Arizona Cardinals head coach Mike LaFleur speaks to the media during a press conference at Dignity Health Arizona Cardinals Training Center on February 03, 2026 in Tempe, Arizona. (Photo by Chris Coduto/Getty Images)

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Arizona Cardinals

Brick Johnson, Woody Johnson, and Roger Goodell pose for a photo

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: New York Jets

Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Las Vegas Raiders

Children participate in a pasta eating competition

I Demand We Normalize Chewing With Your Mouth Open

A father and son buy fireworks at a stand

Minor Dilemmas

Is It Possible To Teach My Kid How To Manage Risk?

View of the Baltic Sea beach on the Gulf of Riga.

I Crave The Ocean

Switzerland supporters celebrate their team's victory with flares

Podcasts

The World Cup Quarterfinals Are Here. Pick A Team Or DIE

Media Meltdowns

Dana White Stars In History’s Worst Truck Ad

The Hot Take Industrial Complex Cannot Be Killed By Conventional Means

Life's Rich Pageant

Only A Complete Asshole Would Get Married At Madison Square Garden

Lobsters at a grocery store in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, on June 13, 2026.

OK, This Is Probably Too Much Talk About The KLF

Erling Haaland watches a ball fly over the heads of Ivory Coast players

A Clueless Soccer Guy’s Favorite World Cup Things

This Is So Stupid

I Can No Longer Accept Being Condescended To By The Little Game On My Phone

What’s The Ideal Target For A Heist?

It’s Time To Begin Safeguarding The Future Against Our Intelligent Teddy Bear

’60 Minutes’ Was A Good Show

There Are More Brendan Sorsbys To Come

CLEVELAND, OHIO - AUGUST 23: Defensive end Myles Garrett #95 of the Cleveland Browns reacts as he warms up before an NFL Preseason 2025 game against the Los Angeles Rams at Huntington Bank Field on August 23, 2025 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images)

What The Fuck Are The Rams Doing?

Protestors carry a coffin with an upside-down democratic party logo on it