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Chris Thompson

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NBA

The Thunder Have Numbers

Chefector

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Whooped By One Of Its Own Damn Readers

NFL

Shocker: Jaxson Dart Is A Trump Guy

NBA

The Knicks Have All The Juice

NBA

You Do Not Have To Hand It To Oklahoma City, And By “It” I Mean The Basketball

NBA

My God, Victor Wembanyama

Politics

White Genocide Conspiracy Freaks Flee Nationals Game After Banner Stunt

NBA

The Pistons Had Their Chances

NBA

Brandon Clarke Found Dead In California

NBA

Bum-Ass Franchise Wins Last-Ditch Pot Of Gold After Years Of Self-Exile

NBA

The Pistons Are Getting Down To Business

Minor Dilemmas

Should I Take My Two-Year-Old To A Soccer Match Abroad, Or Can I Leave Him At Home?

April 15, 2026
NBA

Doc Rivers Ends Bucks Tenure That Was A Huge Waste Of Everyone’s Time

April 13, 2026
MLB

Tony Vitello Might Be Too Candid For His Own Good

April 9, 2026
MLB

Willson Contreras Is Sick And Tired Of Being Plunked By The Brewers

April 7, 2026
NBA

Giannis Antetokounmpo And The Bucks Are Feuding Right To The End

April 6, 2026
Golf

A Very Sweaty Tiger Woods Called Donald Trump After His Car Wreck

NBA

Victor Wembanyama Fattened Up At The Shrimp Buffet

April 2, 2026
NBA

Jaden Ivey Lost His Mind And Then His Job

March 31, 2026
College Basketball

Two Dazed Freshmen Authored The Tournament’s Immortal Moment

March 30, 2026
This Is So Stupid

Béisbol!

March 26, 2026
Science

What Did The Migrating Bigfoot Family Know About This Ohio Meteor Explosion?

March 17, 2026
Racing

Fernando Alonso’s Extremities Pulped For Pointless Laps In A Worthless Lemon

March 16, 2026
NBA

The Wizards Deserve This Humiliation

March 11, 2026
NBA

Jayson Tatum Might Redefine Basketball’s Worst Injury, Or Might Not

March 9, 2026
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