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Chris Thompson

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NBA

Nikola Jokic Is A Mountain Of Angst

March 3, 2026
MLB

Mets Prospect Might Be 80 Percent Egg At This Point

March 1, 2026
NBA

Steve Kerr Remembers Too Late That He Is Not A Doctor

March 1, 2026
NBA

Wait, Whoa, The Spurs Are Way Ahead Of Schedule

February 26, 2026
Arts And Culture

Emerald Fennell Now Going Moor-To-Moor Trying To Shock People

February 19, 2026
MLB

Bryce Harper Is Still Grouchy About Dave Dombrowski’s Loose Ponderings

February 16, 2026
NBA

Pistons Pissed, Hornets Stung, Beef Stew Beefs, Too

February 10, 2026
NBA

Giannis Antetokounmpo Jumps In Bed With Sleazy Prediction Market

February 9, 2026
Journalismism

The Washington Post Lays Off A Third Of Its Workforce, Is Dead

February 4, 2026
NFL

Patriots And Broncos Stink On Ice

January 25, 2026
Media Meltdowns

Oops! Vikings Play-By-Play Moron Chooses Yesterday’s Right-Wing Lie For Wisecrack About Minneapolis Protesters

January 25, 2026
NBA

Make Hay While The Sun Is Shining, By Losing In Earnest While Giannis Is Injured

January 25, 2026
NBA

Jimmy Butler’s Injury Thrusts Steve Kerr And Jonathan Kuminga Once More Into The Hell Of Working Together

January 20, 2026
NBA

Giannis Antetokounmpo Is Curdling

January 14, 2026
This Is So Stupid

How Much Is Eight Dollars?

January 13, 2026
Politics

Which Lives Are Worthy Of The Media’s Protection?

January 8, 2026
NFL

Philip Rivers Had A Grand Old Time Leading The Colts Into Their Grave

December 29, 2025
Journalismism

Bari Weiss Keeps CBS News Groveling At The Feet Of Donald Trump

December 22, 2025
Media Meltdowns

Creator Of Athletic Director Simulator Supremely Chill About ESPN Copying His Idea

December 18, 2025
Journalismism

Law Enforcement Teams Up With Washington Post To Make A Mess Of Investigation Into Brown University Shooting

December 15, 2025
NFL

Colts Audition Philip Rivers In Possible Act Of Elder Abuse

December 9, 2025
NBA

The Clippers Checked Out Early From Chris Paul’s Retirement Tour

December 3, 2025
NBA

Deni Avdija Kicks Mondo Ass Now

December 1, 2025
NBA

Can Anything Make The Hornets Make Sense?

November 25, 2025
NBA

Basketball Is Too Hard For All This Soft Tissue

November 21, 2025
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