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Chris Thompson

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Capital

Jeffrey Epstein’s Inbox Was A Place To Complain, Talk Shit, And Make Boomer-Grade Jokes

November 18, 2025
NFL

Ja’Marr Chase Thought He Got Away With Spitting On Jalen Ramsey

November 17, 2025
NBA

Even By His Lofty Standards, Nikola Jokic Is On One

November 13, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Says “Pooh-Pooh” To The Grand Finale

NBA

Nico Harrison Is Toast

November 11, 2025
NFL

Booooooo! Boooooooo!!!

November 10, 2025
Gambling

ESPN Will Not Let Failure Push It Out Of The Gambling Business

November 6, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Gives Hell To Pâtisserie Week

MLB

The Blue Jays Make The Dodgers Look Fake And Silly

October 30, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rages Against Dessert Week

NBA

Nico Harrison, Mavericks Fans, And Rooting Against Your Guys

October 26, 2025
MLB

They Can’t All Be Yoshinobu Yamamoto

October 26, 2025
MLB

The Zippy Brewers Appear To Have Misplaced Their Magic

October 10, 2025
MLB

The Blue Jays Have The Juice

October 9, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool For Chocolate Week

Politics

Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump’s Likeness

October 3, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Condemns The Atrocities Of Back-To-School Week

MLB

The Sneaky Little Reds Avoid Being Squished By The Boot Of Elimination

September 29, 2025
MLB

John Schneider Seeks A Cure For The Blue Jays’ Case Of Loser Brain

September 25, 2025
MLB

Cubs Rookie Matt Shaw Is Exactly Charlie Kirk’s Type

September 24, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Makes Goddamned Donuts For Bread Week

MLB

Victor Robles To The Rescue!

September 21, 2025
NFL

The Commanders’ D.C. Stadium Deal Is An Abomination

September 21, 2025
Food

The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Suffers Mightily For Biscuit Week

September 17, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant

The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent

September 15, 2025
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