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Arts And Culture
You Must Understand That Taylor Swift Knows Me Better Than Anyone Else On Earth
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Abigail Segel
August 10, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2023
Creaturefector
Trumpetfish Are Champions Of Hide And Sneak
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Sabrina Imbler
August 10, 2023
Music
The Last Of The Band
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Ray Ratto
August 10, 2023
MLB
The San Francisco Giants And Cable TV Conspired To Prevent This Blog, But Failed
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Albert Burneko
August 10, 2023
College Football
If It’s Northwestern Against The World, Lay The Points
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Patrick Redford
August 9, 2023
MLB
The Cubs Have Been Good All Along
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Ray Ratto
August 9, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Cleveland Browns
341
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2023
Arts And Culture
New Documentary Makes It Clear Johnny Manziel Has Learned Nothing From His Glory Days
187
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Israel Daramola
August 9, 2023
Pro Wrestling
How Queer Pro Wrestlers Are Handling America’s Anti-LGBTQ+ Heel Turn
128
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Sean T. Collins
August 9, 2023
MLB
The Orioles Have Big Dreams And A Small Man In Charge
123
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Lauren Theisen
August 9, 2023
Media Meltdowns
ESPN Is About To Get Much More Annoying
398
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Tom Ley
August 9, 2023
Politics
A Seat At The Table Of Success
335
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David Roth
August 9, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Colin Cowherd Pratfalls Through The Laziest Possible Segment Of Football Analysis
207
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Chris Thompson
August 8, 2023
MLB
Losing Has Revealed The Rot At The Heart Of The White Sox
99
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Kathryn Xu
August 8, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
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Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tennessee Titans
407
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Drew Magary
August 8, 2023
Arts And Culture
In An Era Of Gnarly Filmmakers, William Friedkin Aimed To Be The Gnarliest
82
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Israel Daramola
August 8, 2023
Funbag
Where Are All The Squirrel Skeletons?
598
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Alex Sujong Laughlin
August 8, 2023
Soccer
Colombia Knocked Out Jamaica And Can Now Return To Normal
11
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Billy Haisley
August 8, 2023
Gymnastics
Simone Biles Is Having Fun Again
22
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Diana Moskovitz
August 8, 2023
MLB
Aaron Boone Is Helpless
97
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Lauren Theisen
August 8, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Orioles Eat Mountains Of Shit After Suspending Broadcaster For Congratulating Improved Team
220
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Chris Thompson
August 8, 2023
Soccer
France Is Taking Care Of Business
30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
August 8, 2023
MLB
That’s What The Angels Get For Trying
119
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Tom Ley
August 8, 2023
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