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Capital

Fanatics And Ticketmaster Announce Plan To Get Even Worse, Together

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Chris Thompson

The Virgin River flows through the valley floor as viewed on November 9, 2019 in Zion National Park, Utah

Politics

Why Bully The National Park Service?

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Drew Magary

General manager James Gladstone of the Jacksonville Jaguars speaks to the media during the NFL Scouting Combine at the Indiana Convention Center on February 25, 2025 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

New Jaguars GM Talks How He Looks

Lauren Theisen

ELMONT, NEW YORK - MARCH 04: (EDITORS NOTE: This image was created using in-camera multiple exposure). The New York Islanders skate in warmups prior to the game against the Winnipeg Jets at UBS Arena on March 04, 2025 in Elmont, New York.

I Love Watching Warm-Ups

d coach and FOX NFL Sunday Analyst Jimmy Johnson speaks to the media during FOX Sports Media Day at Ernest N. Morial Convention Center on February 06, 2025 in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Jimmy Johnson Retires From Retirement

Tom Ley

LeBron James #23 of the Los Angeles Lakers reacts to his 3-point basket to score his 50,002 NBA regular season and playoff career points during the first half against the New Orleans Pelicans at Crypto.com Arena on March 04, 2025 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

LeBron Damn James

Ray Ratto

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA - MARCH 01: Head coach Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warriors reacts to a play against the Philadelphia 76ers during the first half of the game at the Wells Fargo Center on March 1, 2025 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Scott Taetsch/Getty Images)

It’s Not A Real NBA Season Until Steve Kerr Complains About Traveling


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Kelsey McKinney

Tate McRae kicking her leg up into the splits like a Barbie.

Music

Two Tate McRae Fans Explain Everything They Know About Tate McRae

Barry Petchesky

George Lowe Had To Be Brilliant To Make Space Ghost That Stupid

Patrick Redford

DALLAS, TEXAS - MARCH 03: (L-R) Naji Marshall #13, Kyrie Irving #11 and Max Christie #00 of the Dallas Mavericks pause during the first half against the Sacramento Kings at American Airlines Center on March 03, 2025 in Dallas, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Sam Hodde/Getty Images)

The Mavericks Are Staring Into The Abyss

Alex Sujong Laughlin

A gamer wears a gem head decoration that was handed out at the SIMS exhibit in the annual Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) at the Los Angeles Convention Center on June 16, 2010 in Los Angeles, California.

Defector Reads A Book

‘The Artist’s Way’ Week 8: We Are Burnt-Out Sims

Burger and fries with a plate of ketchup.

Funbag

You Can’t Arrest Me For Drowning My Burger In Ketchup

a photo of Kaesee Bourne, a former fish and wildlife biologist at the USFWS, holding a shovel in front of a wetland

Interviews

An Interview With A Fired USFWS Biologist

Gays Against Guns contingent at the pride march.

Don’t Buy A Gun, Even If It Comes In Rainbow

Dave McKenna

Gervonta Davis takes a knee in the middle of round nine due to the grease in his braids dripped into his eyes against Lamont Roach Jr. during their bout for Davis' WBA lightweight title at Barclays Center on March 01, 2025 in New York City. (

Boxing

Gervonta Davis Escapes With A Draw After Hair Care Debacle

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Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer and House minority leader Hakeem Jeffries, behind a podium at a press conference, looking like doofuses.

Margin Of Error

This Is Uvalde

WASHINGTON, DC - FEBRUARY 28: U.S. President Donald Trump (C) and Vice President JD Vance (R) meet with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) in the Oval Office at the White House on February 28, 2025 in Washington, DC. Trump and Zelensky are meeting today to negotiate a preliminary agreement on sharing Ukraine’s mineral resources that Trump says will allow America to recoup aid provided to Kyiv while supporting Ukraine’s economy. (Photo by Andrew Harnik/Getty Images)

JD Vance Screamed Out Of Planned Ski Vacation In Vermont

Israel Daramola

Conan O'Brien on stage hosting the Oscars.

Arts And Culture

Society Can’t Quit The Oscars

A busy screenshot of text, with pink text superimposed over all, reading: "Pilates at 7:00, went home, changed, quick breakfast, and then I walked into work"

Under The Influence

Taking The Life Out Of “Day In The Life”

(Original Caption) 3/22/1989-Plant City, FL-Cincinnati Reds' manager Pete Rose reacts to a reporters question 3/22 in the dugout prior to their contest against the Cards. Rose is under scrutiny by the baseball commissioners office for gambling.

Pete Rose Will Spend The Afterlife As A Cudgel

Maitreyi Anantharaman

The AxEMU suit is pictured during a press conference of Prada and Axiom Space, as part of the presentation of the Axiom Extravehicular Mobility Unit designed and developed for the Artemis 3 lunar mission in collaboration with Prada, at the MiCo Convention Centre in Milan, northern Italy, on October 16, 2024. Astronauts walking on the moon as part of NASA's first human mission to the lunar South Pole will be wearing Prada, as part of a new venture unveiled on October 16, 2024. Private space company Axiom Space teamed up with the Italian luxury brand to provide the surface suits and spacewalk systems for NASA's Artemis 3 mission, which is planned for September 2026.

Crosswords

The Crossword, March 3: Think Again (Themeless)

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA - DECEMBER 30: Deebo Samuel Sr. #1 of the San Francisco 49ers in action against the Detroit Lions at Levi's Stadium on December 30, 2024 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Deebo Samuel And The Offensive Revolution That Never Was

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ASPEN, COLORADO - JANUARY 24: Hiroto Ogiwara of Japan competes in the Men's Snowboard Big Air during Day Two of the X Games Aspen 2025 at Buttermilk Ski Resort on January 24, 2025 in Aspen, Colorado.

Olympics

How Big Can Big Air Go?

This Is So Stupid

Please Do Not Lie To Me About Hockey Butts

Justin Ellis

San Antonio Spurs star Victor Wembanyama walks off the court and waves to fans after a game.