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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 31: Children gather during the annual Children's Village Halloween Parade October 31, 2002 in New York City. The city will celebrate its annual Halloween parade for adults on Sixth Avenue this evening. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

Children’s Village Halloween Parade in New York

Funbag

Help! My Daughter Wants To Be A Murderer For Halloween!

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Lauren Theisen

Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa #1 of the Miami Dolphins high fives teammate Ted Karras

New York Jets v Miami Dolphins

Finally, It’s Time For Tua Tagovailoa To Amaze Us Again

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Luis Paez-Pumar

Vivianne Miedema of Arsenal runs with the ball during the Barclays FA Women's Super League match between Arsenal and Bristol City

Arsenal v Bristol City – Barclays FA Women’s Super League

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Vivianne Miedema Has Set The Women’s Super League On Fire

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Albert Burneko

John Wall examines his cards during a live TV segment

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Media Meltdowns

John Wall Update: Playing Spades, Paying Zero Attention During A Televised Interview

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Ray Ratto

Washington Wizards v Boston Celtics

With Doc Emrick Retiring, Who Is America’s Best-Loved Sportscaster?

ARLINGTON, TEXAS - OCTOBER 19: Ezekiel Elliott #21 of the Dallas Cowboys is tackled by Jordan Hicks #58 of the Arizona Cardinals during the second quarter at AT&amp;T Stadium on October 19, 2020, in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Arizona Cardinals v Dallas Cowboys

How Bad Can The NFC East Get?

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Samer Kalaf

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Defector Up All Night

Delightful Masshole Shares Her Simple Reason To Vote

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Billy Haisley

Harry Kane of Tottenham Hotspur celebrates with teammates after scoring his team's second goal during the Premier League match between Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham United at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on October 18, 2020 in London, England. Sporting stadiums around the UK remain under strict restrictions due to the Coronavirus Pandemic as Government social distancing laws prohibit fans inside venues resulting in games being played behind closed doors.

Tottenham Hotspur v West Ham United – Premier League

Harry Kane Is Back On His Bullshit

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Even Joe Buck And Troy Aikman Find Pregame Flyovers To Be A Little Much These Days

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Chris Thompson

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Life's Rich Pageant

An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk

Virgil van Dijk of Liverpool is tackled by Jordan Pickford of Everton which led to Virgil van Dijk being substituted for an injury during the Premier League match between Everton and Liverpool

Everton v Liverpool – Premier League

Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right

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Adam Gase Ambles Onward, Unkillable

Derrick Henry #22 of the Tennessee Titans takes the hand-off

Houston Texans v Tennessee Titans

The Titans Will Ride Derrick Henry As Far As He’ll Take Them

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JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA - OCTOBER 18: Jamal Agnew #39 of the Detroit Lions runs for yardage against Sidney Jones #35 and K'Lavon Chaisson #45 of the Jacksonville Jaguars during the first half of a game at TIAA Bank Field on October 18, 2020 in Jacksonville, Florida. (Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images)

Detroit Lions v Jacksonville Jaguars

Jaguars Junction: Week 6

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Barry Petchesky

Doc Emrick

Doc Emrick Was America’s Hockey Friend

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Tom Ley

League Championship – Atlanta Braves v Los Angeles Dodgers – Game Seven

Imagine Trading This Guy

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

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Tua Tagovailoa’s Debut Was A Bright Spot In A Dull Game

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Was Tom Brady Crud Today?

Marcus Maye of the New York Jets intercepts a ball by holding it against his butt.

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Marcus Maye’s Butt Pick Was The Only Thing That Went Right For The Jets Today

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Dan McQuade

Jaguars kicker Jon Brown attempts a field goal. Lions players have their hands up to try to block it.

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Jon Brown Finally Made A Field Goal That Mattered, Sort Of

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College Football

The Mask Stops Working When You Take It Off

Randy Arozarena of the Tampa Bay Rays rounds the bases after hitting a home run in Game 7 of the ALCS

Finally, The Tampa Bay Ray You Actually Need To Know

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Video Games

This Little Football Game On My Phone Is Fun As Hell

Houston Astros players sit in the dugout during Game 7 of the ALCS.

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The Houston Astros Are Now Free To Fuck Off

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Let’s Cook Some Green Chicken Chili, The Easy Kind

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