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Tom Ley

Now Here Is Some Baseball-Ass Baseball

Laura Wagner

This Is So Stupid

The Bucks’ Hand Sanitizer Cam Is Very Interactive

Nikola Jokic Explains Rare Poster Dunk With Science And Mime

Luis Paez-Pumar

Nia Jax yells "my hole!" after landing hard on the ring apron during WWE Monday Night Raw

Pro Wrestling

WWE Doesn’t Think The Public Can Handle Nia Jax Yelling “My Hole!”

Dave McKenna

Hank Greenberg of the Detroit Tigers in dugout with bats, no date

Baseball Car Collectors Can Snag Hank Greenberg’s Cadillac For Cheap

The Film Of The Year Is ‘Best Of The Handforth Parish Council Planning & Environment Committee Thursday 10th December 2020’

Jamal Murray Tried So Hard To Act Like He Didn’t Bonk A Guy’s Balls

Defector Up All Night

It’s Muncher

Giri Nathan

The Lakers Live In An Alternate Dimension

Lauren Theisen

Nate Schmidt #88 of the Vancouver Canucks reaches for the puck

Now More Than Ever, We Need Hockey Guys Being Dudes

C.J. Gardner-Johnson of the New Orleans Saints

No Man Can Resist The Urge To Punch C.J. Gardner-Johnson

Patrick Redford

Whoever’s Controlling Leonys Martin’s Twitter Would Like To Sell You An Extra PS5

Maitreyi Anantharaman

Michael Buble walks a red carpet for 'Tour Stop 148' during the 11th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 14, 2016 in Rome, Italy.

Music

Do Not Ever, Not Even For One Second, Think That Michael Bublé Wants Anything Other Than A Platonic, Heterosexual Relationship With Santa

Announcements

Congrats To This Dumbass, Who Now Has To Give Defector $500,000

NFL Security Breach Leads To Violation Of Throwback Apparel Protocol

CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA - DECEMBER 13: Diontae Spencer #11 of the Denver Broncos celebrates after scoring an 83-yard punt-return touchdown against the Carolina Panthers during the first quarter of their game at Bank of America Stadium on December 13, 2020 in Charlotte, North Carolina. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

And On The Seventh Day, God Peed

Josh Jacobs Pulled A Fast One On All You Jokers

Holy Shit, It’s Mike Glennon!

Samer Kalaf

Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, speaks at a news conference in the parking lot of a landscaping company on November 7, 2020 in Philadelphia.

The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information

Now This Is What Video Games Are All About

Science

Check Out This New Dinosaur: An Absolute Dumbass Piece Of Shit

Marcus Maye of the New York Jets intercepts a ball by holding it against his butt.