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Manchester United Changes Its Mind, Won’t Bring Back Mason Greenwood
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Patrick Redford
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Everton Is Beyond Broken
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Tom Ley
January 17, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Soccer
Chelsea’s Win Felt Mercifully Routine
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Ray Ratto
March 13, 2022
Soccer
Premier League Ponders Separating Good Billionaires And Bad Billionaires
148
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Patrick Redford
March 3, 2022
Soccer
World Cup Qualifier Halted So That Four Premier League Players Can Be Deported
70
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Chris Thompson
September 5, 2021
Soccer
The European Super League Is Already Showing Cracks
140
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 20, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League Is Losing Its Battle Against COVID-19
49
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 12, 2021
Soccer
Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap
30
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 9, 2020
Soccer
Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil
46
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Dan McQuade
October 6, 2020
Soccer
Manchester United Got Its Teeth Kicked Down Its Throat And Then Liverpool Got Disemboweled On Live TV And It Was Amazing (Unless You Root For One Of Them)
88
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 5, 2020
Soccer
Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory
39
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Patrick Redford
September 30, 2020
Soccer
Jack Grealish Is Flying, And It Might Be Enough To Lift Aston Villa Out Of The Trash Can
33
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 29, 2020
Soccer
VAR And The New Handball Rule Form A Two-Headed Monster That Is Terrorizing The Premier League
121
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2020
Soccer
Premier League Clubs Bail Out EFL By Paying For League Cup Opponents’ COVID-19 Tests
32
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 23, 2020
Soccer
Leeds United Is As Chaotic And Exhilarating As Advertised
66
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 21, 2020
Soccer
Why Is Manchester United Still Operating Like A Top Club?
62
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 21, 2020
Soccer
Signing Thiago Makes Liverpool Better And Bigger
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 17, 2020
Soccer
James Rodríguez Is Perfect For Everton, Because He’s Bigger Than Everton
52
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 14, 2020
Soccer
In One Window, Chelsea Became The Most Exciting Young Team In The Premier League
132
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 10, 2020