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Brian Flores Sues NFL For Racial Discrimination
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Patrick Redford
February 1, 2022
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January 29, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
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The Bills Pitched A Perfect Game
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 16, 2022
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Someone In Buffalo Threw A Dildo On The Field
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Dan McQuade
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The Best Football Is Tundra Football
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Ray Ratto
January 14, 2022
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No One Can Catch Jonathan Taylor
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 19, 2021
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Bill Belichick Lives For This Shit
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Ray Ratto
December 7, 2021
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What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?
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Lauren Theisen
December 7, 2021
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The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent
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Samer Kalaf
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Carolina Panthers Call Out Patriots QB Mac Jones For Dirty Ankle Tactics
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Patrick Redford
November 8, 2021
NFL
Steve Belichick’s Mouth Must Be Studied And Then Banned
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Chris Thompson
October 4, 2021
NFL
The Patriots Beat Themselves Without Tom Brady’s Help
133
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Lauren Theisen
October 4, 2021
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What Does It Mean To Be Macpilled?
121
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Samer Kalaf
September 23, 2021
NFL
Two Excellent Running Touchdowns At The Same Time? Thank You So Much!
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Kelsey McKinney
September 19, 2021
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Cam Newton Is Right About Why The Patriots Cut Him
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Kalyn Kahler
September 12, 2021
NFL
There’s Only One Reason The Patriots Cut Cam Newton
145
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Ray Ratto
August 31, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New England Patriots
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2021
NFL
The Patriots Are Signing Everyone Because Most Other Teams Can’t
96
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Kalyn Kahler
March 16, 2021
NFL
Bill Belichick Isn’t That Stupid
234
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Tom Ley
January 12, 2021
NFL
Cam Newton Has Been Going Through A Hellish Season On Five Hours Of Sleep Per Night
96
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Patrick Redford
December 29, 2020
NFL
The Bills Played Bold Football And Had A Hell Of A Good Time
105
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Lauren Theisen
December 29, 2020
NFL
The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty
93
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Lauren Theisen
December 11, 2020
NFL
The Chargers Were Complete, Historic Ass
83
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Samer Kalaf
December 7, 2020
Media Meltdowns
Newspaper Columnist Does His Job
273
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Barry Petchesky
December 4, 2020
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This Jets Team Is A Special Kind Of Awful
157
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Justin Ellis
November 10, 2020
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