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Defector

You DID Hear It From Us: There's Normal Gossip Merch

NEW NORMAL GOSSIP MERCH!

Merch v3

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Ray Ratto

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Not Even Tom Brady Could Play Forever

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Luis Paez-Pumar

Josh Allen #17 and Emmanuel Sanders #1 of the Buffalo Bills celebrates a touchdown against New England Patriots during the third quarter in the AFC Wild Card playoff game at Highmark Stadium on January 15, 2022 in Buffalo, New York.

AFC Wild Card Playoffs – New England Patriots v Buffalo Bills

The Bills Pitched A Perfect Game

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Dan McQuade

Kendrick Bourne points at a dildo on the field

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Someone In Buffalo Threw A Dildo On The Field

A snow plow clears the field of snow before the start of a game between the Atlanta Falcons and the Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on January 02, 2022 in Orchard Park, New York.

Atlanta Falcons v Buffalo Bills

The Best Football Is Tundra Football

Jonathan Taylor #28 of the Indianapolis Colts rushes for a touchdown during the fourth quarter against the New England Patriots at Lucas Oil Stadium on December 18, 2021 in Indianapolis, Indiana.

New England Patriots v Indianapolis Colts

No One Can Catch Jonathan Taylor

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - DECEMBER 28: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots exits the field after the first half against the Buffalo Bills at Gillette Stadium on December 28, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Getty Images)

Buffalo Bills v New England Patriots

Bill Belichick Lives For This Shit

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Lauren Theisen

New England Patriots v Buffalo Bills

What Can We Learn From A Football Game This Silly?

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Samer Kalaf

Mac Jones #10 of the New England Patriots reacts before the game against the Cleveland Browns at Gillette Stadium on November 14, 2021 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

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The Macpill Is Becoming Too Potent

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Patrick Redford

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Carolina Panthers Call Out Patriots QB Mac Jones For Dirty Ankle Tactics

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Chris Thompson

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Steve Belichick’s Mouth Must Be Studied And Then Banned

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The Patriots Beat Themselves Without Tom Brady’s Help

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What Does It Mean To Be Macpilled?

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Kelsey McKinney

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Two Excellent Running Touchdowns At The Same Time? Thank You So Much!

Kalyn Kahler

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Cam Newton Is Right About Why The Patriots Cut Him

Cam Newton #1 of the New England Patriots enters the tunnel at half time during a game against the New York Jets at Gillette Stadium on January 3, 2021 in Foxborough, Massachusetts.

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There’s Only One Reason The Patriots Cut Cam Newton

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Drew Magary

FOXBOROUGH, MA - AUGUST 12: Mac Jones #10 of the New England Patriots smiles during warm ups prior to the start of the game against the Washington Football Team at Gillette Stadium on August 12, 2021 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Kathryn Riley/Getty Images)

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Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New England Patriots

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The Patriots Are Signing Everyone Because Most Other Teams Can’t

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Tom Ley

New York Jets v New England Patriots

Bill Belichick Isn’t That Stupid

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Cam Newton Has Been Going Through A Hellish Season On Five Hours Of Sleep Per Night

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The Bills Played Bold Football And Had A Hell Of A Good Time

Cam Newton #1 of the New England Patriots is sacked by Aaron Donald #99 of the Los Angeles Rams

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The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty

Wide receiver Gunner Olszewski #80 of the New England Patriots runs with the ball for a touchdown away from linebacker Nick Vigil #59 of the Los Angeles Chargers in the fourth quarter of the game at SoFi Stadium on December 06, 2020 in Inglewood, California.

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The Chargers Were Complete, Historic Ass

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Barry Petchesky

FOXBOROUGH, MASSACHUSETTS - OCTOBER 25: Head coach Bill Belichick of the New England Patriots looks on from the sideline during the game against the San Francisco 49ers at Gillette Stadium on October 25, 2020 in Foxborough, Massachusetts. (Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

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