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Phil Foden Paints Manchester Sky Blue
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Billy Haisley
March 3, 2024
Soccer
The Failure Of Paul Pogba
37
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Billy Haisley
March 3, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Soccer
Manchester United Couldn’t Even Manage A Whimper
49
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Luis Paez-Pumar
December 13, 2023
Soccer
André Onana Makes Manchester United Schadenfreude Taste A Little Less Delicious
52
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Billy Haisley
December 1, 2023
Soccer
More Like Erik Two Hag
86
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Albert Burneko
November 9, 2023
Soccer
The Champions League’s ‘RedZone’ Had Its Crowning Moment
26
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 25, 2023
Soccer
Manchester United Is Back In The Pain Cave
97
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Patrick Redford
October 4, 2023
Soccer
Antony Dropped From Brazil Squad Over Domestic Violence Case
33
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 6, 2023
Soccer
Manchester United Changes Its Mind, Won’t Bring Back Mason Greenwood
58
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Patrick Redford
August 21, 2023
Soccer
Manchester United Continues To Stumble Its Way Toward Reinstating Mason Greenwood
74
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Patrick Redford
August 16, 2023
Soccer
Window Shopping: Is Rasmus Hojlund Ready For Primetime?
13
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 28, 2023
Soccer
Manchester United Scores Four Goals, Draws 2-2
81
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Luis Paez-Pumar
April 14, 2023
Soccer
Uh Oh, Here Comes Liverpool
138
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 5, 2023
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