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INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 13: Eric Weddle #20 of the Los Angeles Rams celebrates after Super Bowl LVI at SoFi Stadium on February 13, 2022 in Inglewood, California. The Los Angeles Rams defeated the Cincinnati Bengals 23-20. (Photo by Steph Chambers/Getty Images)

I’m Not Sure How My Manhood Got Dragged Into This

Defector Staff

The Lombardi Trophy, with LA Rams and Cincinnati Bengals helmets

The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LVI

Lauren Theisen

Being A Champion Means You Survived

Luis Paez-Pumar

Cooper Kupp #10 of the Los Angeles Rams makes a touchdown catch over Eli Apple #20 of the Cincinnati Bengals during Super Bowl LVI at SoFi Stadium on February 13, 2022 in Inglewood, California.

The Rams Remembered They Had Cooper Kupp

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Chris Thompson

Aaron Donald Was Way Too Much For The Bengals

For Better And Worse, The First Half Of Super Bowl LVI Was Defined By Odell Beckham Jr.

Patrick Redford

A workman removing the clocks at the close of the British Empire Exhibition held at Wembley in London, England in 1924. (Photo by Henry Miller News Picture Service/FPG/Getty Images)

Journalismism

What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?

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Drew Magary

Jamboroo

Let Us Charge Into A Weekend Of Super Bowl Excess

TAMPA, FLORIDA - JANUARY 23: Matthew Stafford #9 of the Los Angeles Rams runs off the field after defeating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 30-27 in the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Raymond James Stadium on January 23, 2022 in Tampa, Florida. (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

Matthew Stafford Got Out


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Dan McQuade

Late Heroics Help Rams Overcome Tom Brady, Rams

You Better Bring The Cool Shit In A Playoff Blowout

Sean McVay Shouldn’t Be So Surprised

Urban Meyer Postgame Physical graph. It's all the way to the end.

This Is So Stupid

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Tonight?

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - SEPTEMBER 12: Los Angeles Rams team owner Stan Kroenke and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell pose for a picture prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at SoFi Stadium on September 12, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Bleed The Bastards Dry

Maitreyi Anantharaman

DETROIT, MI - SEPTEMBER 13: Kelly Stafford, wife of Matthew Stafford #9 of the Detroit Lions, appears next to Hall of Fame running back Barry Sanders in cutouts in the stands for the game against the Chicago Bears at Ford Field on September 13, 2020 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Nic Antaya/Getty Images)

Kelly Stafford, Who Threw Pretzel At Niners Fan: “Zero Excuse” For Throwing Pretzel At Niners Fan

SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 15: Jimmy Garoppolo #10 of the San Francisco 49ers looks for an open teammate during the third quarter in the game against the Los Angeles Rams at Levi's Stadium on November 15, 2021 in Santa Clara, California. (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Jimmy Garoppolo Won’t Roll Over And Die According To Plan

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - NOVEMBER 07: Cooper Kupp #10, Robert Woods #2 and Darrell Henderson #27 of the Los Angeles Rams line up for a play during a 28-16 loss to the Tennessee Titans at SoFi Stadium on November 07, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)

The Rams Will Win This City With Excess, Or Go Down In Flames

Samer Kalaf

Los Angeles Rams team owner Stan Kroenke and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell pose for a picture prior to a game against the Chicago Bears at SoFi Stadium on September 12, 2021 in Inglewood, California.

These Freaks Need To Be In The Same Room More Often

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St. Louis’s Lawsuit Against The Rams Could Shake Up The Football World

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - JUNE 10: Matthew Stafford #9 of the Los Angeles Rams looks on during open practice at SoFi Stadium on June 10, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Katelyn Mulcahy/Getty Images)

Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Rams

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Avoid The Long Burger

Rams And Chargers Fans Celebrate First Game In New Stadium With A Big Ugly Fight

Matthew Stafford, quarterback of the Detroit Lions, stands on the field before the game against the Green Bay Packers at Ford Field on December 13, 2020 in Detroit, Michigan. Stafford has his back to the camera, all that's visible is his hat and his jersey.

There Is No Logic To Be Found In The Matthew Stafford And Nolan Arenado Trades

Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers runs against Leonard Floyd #54 of the Los Angeles Rams for a 1-yard touchdown in the second quarter during the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Lambeau Field on January 16, 2021 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Rams Defense Punked By Future ‘Jeopardy!’ Guest Host

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